Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Kade Rivok]

Oh, they're just too shy to.

What is music?

[Booklover]

A five-letter word.

Is this statement true: buses are never late; they always arrive precisely when they mean to? And if so, does that mean my bus is secretly Gandalf? (I was thinking about this this morning, then this afternoon my bus was forty minutes late)

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, they arrive precisely when they intend to, which means your bus is secretly Randalf.

Why is the red gate called the red gate?

[Kade Rivok]

Because Sarge decided to name it.

Where did my pet sheep wander off to?

[Booklover]

Wherever you wandered off to. It's that wooden jumper you're wearing.

If wishes were fishes, what would happen?

[Verdauga]

They'd snap the line and swim, swim away.

If dreams were seams, what would happen? (Very well-thought-out, I know.)

[Kade Rivok]

There'd, uh, be a lot of the same seams seemingly appearing all over the world?

What is the stupidest answer that can be given to a question?

[Booklover]

42 (if in doubt, answer 42).

What is the stupidest question somebody could ask?

[Kade Rivok]

42

Where's the rum gone?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Into the giant's belly, along with the English man bread.

Why don't giant's wives like eating little boys?

[Booklover]

Because they're too busy eating bigger boys, who have more meat on them.

Is it just me who's so stupid normally that I can't tell the difference between my serious and stupid responses?

[shisteer of nothing much]

No. The giants (and I) also have this problem.

Why were shoes invented?

[Kade Rivok]

So that the shoemakers would have a job.  Duh.

Why do I feel like the moon is always glaring at me?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because it is.

Why do the stars smile?

[MathLuk]

Because they are happy, seeing your face.

Why is the evening sky red?