The Return To Noonvale RP Thread

[Iamthatis]

" As accurate as you could get it. I think it might be of some help later down the road. If any Vermins wanna try to take this Abbey. If we had a map we could draw out plans to trap vermins."

[Cornflower MM]

Ann was dreaming of playing in some meadowcream (Don't ask. Just don't.) when an apple, with only one bite out of it, came flying and hit her hard on the head. "WHAT THE BALLY BLOOMIN' JOLLY WELL WOT WOT IS GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?!?!?"  She shrieked, then started stomping her way up to the wall tops, where she could see some beasts, to ask if they had thrown the apple. She chunnered indignantly to herself as she. She marched up to them, and held up the apple. "Can I not take a bally well peaceful nap around here, you bounders? Now, who threw the bloomin' apple? Speak up, wot wot!" She demanded, thrusting it into their faces. "Was it you, you bally badger (Swiftblade)? Or you, you insufferable cat? Or you, blinkin' cabbage head (Referring to Marshall)? Or you, you cad (Solarflare)? Or you, you bally blue bonce (Skyre)?" She asked.

[Iamthatis]

OOC: Someone done did it now

" Well hello Sister did you have a nice nap. We were just in the middle of making a map you can join us if you would like. About the apple I won't do no such thing and I couldn't tell you who did. I would check with the little ones you know how they are always tryin to start troble."

[Captain Snowfire]

"Hmm. Well, how long are you willing to wait for this map?" She asked Swiftblade and Marshall. "Detailed maps take time to make, also a lot of planning and thinking." Then Ritton heard the Sister shrieking. "What is going on over there?" Ritton asked aloud as the sister approached with the apple. After the sister had finished speaking, Ritton spoke, forcing herself to be calm. "Calm down will you? Nobody over here threw an apple at you."

[Iamthatis]

" Thats right no one over here could have thrown that apple. Its to far away to throw and hit you."

[Cornflower MM]

"WELL, SOMEONE THREW THE BALLY THING!! WOT WOT!!" She screamed at them, then spoke at a more normal level. "Someone threw it, and hit had to be from here, and all the bally babes are inblinkin'side! And so is everyjollyone else! SO WHO BALLY THREW  THE FLIPPIN' APPLE?!?!?!" She screeched at them. She'd lost it in the end and yelled, but otherwise the temper of hers had been controlled. Mostly.

[Captain Snowfire]

"Now, I did throw an apple away earlier because it was still sour." Ritton said with smug satisfaction that somehow the apple had managed to annoy the sister.

[Iamthatis]

" Oh thats right I recall you doing that. But that doesn't mean Ritton mean for it to hit you Sister. So if you could be underway we are in the middle of doing something important."

[Cornflower MM]

"well, do I look like I jolly well care?!?! I've been interrupted from me lovely nap twice, and once I was woken up by a blinkin' apple landing on me head and raisin' a bally jolly well blinkin' good sized bump!" Ann said, then scowled. She then turned around and marched down the steps, muttering in hare speech about bounders throwing apples about with no sense of direction, and no apologizing either. This also provided them a good veiw of the lump on her head that was rather misshapen, and would no doubt bring laughter to the Dibbuns when and if they saw if.

[Iamthatis]

" Solar couldn't help but to giggle. Poor Sister did you the size of that lump."

[Captain Snowfire]

Ritton choked on her own laughter as she saw her apple's handiwork. "Oh, my! What an absolutely terrible war-wound!" Ritton managed to laugh out.

[Iamthatis]

" Yes Yes. Well how about we get back to work on this map of ours."

[Captain Snowfire]

Ritton shook her head, still silently laughing at the infirmary sister's wound. "Ah, well. Your right, I should get back to the map. So. How detailed do you two want it? Why do you even need a map of the North anyway?" Ritton asked.

[Iamthatis]

" I always wanted to travel outside of Redwall. But I always feared of getting lost and not knowing the way back to the abbey."

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Swiftblade was quite scared of the sister. When she left, he was relieved.
" Well, I would sort if like to know about where Martin came from. You know, to visit them?"
OOC: I am trying to get the gang to noonvale