The Topic of Evilness Topic

[Gnoflet]

Some of my army aren't trained vary well. I will work for you.
More of my army:

[Unimaginative]

Yay!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Woah!!  But how do I know you're not going to use your army against me?

[Amarith Waterspring]

*bump*

[Faiyloe]

I have!....................... A Zombie pinata  -o And he will take you all on!

[Jetthebinturong]

I require no army to deal with this pitiful rabble
For once we are in agreement, I'll step back and let you take control for a bit, but me relinquishing command doesn't mean I won't be able to lock you away again
Yes yes I know, so, shall we get on with it? *Blasts three sunglass smileys with green beam out of hand*

[Faiyloe]

* The Zombie Pinata reflects the green beam back at him

[Jetthebinturong]

I wasn't aiming for the zombie pinata, you're not even allies! *Flings blade of green energy at the sunglass smileys*

[The Skarzs]

What are you, related to the Green Lantern or something?

[Jetthebinturong]

In order to discover the source of this body's power you should go and find the internet fanfic A Stranger in Our Lands, the body is only referred to as the Green Mage so far
But I'm actually called Verde and by blade it means a blade, not a sword, a slicing thingy
Don't strain yourself thinking too hard
What was that?
Nothing, nothing. Anyway, it's only because I'm using this body as a vehicle that my magic is green, if I was in my ordinary body it would be black, purple or gold
Yes, too bad Mauve and I destroyed your original body
Too bad indeed *Makes sweeping motion with arms and a wave of green energy shoots out*

[Vilu Daskar]

Me and my crew will be goning (spelling)  the defiance

[Amarith Waterspring]

Well then. That's settled. 

[W0NWILL]

I bow to you, Waterspring! I am definitely not a spy!

Die, defiers of Waterspring! Mine is an evil laugh!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Well now I cant be sure because you said you are not a spy but when beasts say that they usually are a spy.     To prove your self worthy bring me 7 evil laughs in a conch shell, an anchient book on molespeech volume 5, a twirtily flower that blooms in fall, a kite that says EVIL, a wedding cake, 17 different smileys, an on button, the sword of Martin the Warior, a notebook, and 18 skipping stones. Only then will I trust you.

Our Motto:     

[Russa Nodrey]

I will work for you! (For a price)

Here is my army!
 

Yes, small, I know. But they're ninjas.