You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[Skipper]

when you read all the books again so you can get a better idea of his writting style for your fanfic (completely guilty)

[Dannflower Reguba]

You call your hands "paws"
I'm always doing this!

[MatthiasMan]

In this thread you simply post crazy reasons of what happens when you have spent too much time reading Redwall.
(I know, I know. 'Matthias720, there is no such thing as too much Redwall.' Just go with it.

1. You have the urge to go around wearing a green habit.

2. When your conscience speaks to you, it sounds like Martin the Warrior.

3. You make a custom calendar that goes in seasons rather than months.

4. You can write fluently in Royal House of Riftgard Script.

5. You make up reasons to have a feast.

6. You have taken a trip to a quarry, just so you can see what red sandstone really looks like.

Hey, I can right in Royal House of Riftgard and I do that so people at school can't understand what I'm writing and they don't find out any of my problems.

[DeathRage]

245: When you don't even realize you are talking like a hare and people 'ave ta getcha ta stop, wot?

[Søren]

246: When you oddly find yourself constantly looking for a new book, even though last time you looked was five minutes ago.

[DeathRage]

I don't get that one.

[Dannflor]

 You say quotes from it until your Dad ban's it

[Dannflower Reguba]

You read Redwall so much your dad READS Salamndastron (My dad actually read AND ENJOYED [a bit] the book Salamandastron)!!!

[Primrosewarrior]

My dad was yelling at me for that wile I read that!

You say quotes from it until your Dad ban's it

[Redwallfan7]

Okay, I should have added to this list a long time ago, I guess better late than never

When you see otters at the zoo and say "Look Mom! There's Skipper and his otter team!"

When you see a bowl of soup and a slice of pie and woff it down at an alarming rate like the hares do.

[Primrosewarrior]

When you start thinking of your self as a sertain RW charecter.

[Dannflower Reguba]

When you gain an incredible hate for ALL vermin. (even though they are awesome)

[Primrosewarrior]

O_o

[MatthiasMan]

When you start to cook scones and deeper n' ever ... pie.

When you move to England.

When you paint the outside of your house RED.

[Tannsrall]

All of us have done most of these things.