You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[Dalek Fur]

Ye go around an' speak like Bucko Bigbones laddies

[Tansy]

When you join this forum just to post more symptoms

When you call small children dibbuns

When you wonder how hares can scoff redwall food so quickly when all of it is so good!

When you post on this thread even though no one has for a while

When you pretend to lose your favorite redwall book that you borrowed from the library so that you have to buy it from them ( you practically own it anyway).

[Rainshadow]

  When you start quoting and/or talking about Redwall at all hours.  All hours.

[Dalek Fur]

When ye call yer mother Abbess and your father Abbot

[Leatho Shellhound]

You put up 4 big Redwall posters on your wall and you mostly talk about Redwall.  BTW that is true for me.

[RaKe NiGhTfUr]

ye start talkin' lioke a hare

[phoenixfoden]

ye start talkin' lioke a hare

OH NO! ITS STARTING TO HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!

[Rainshadow]

  When someone says something that you didn't hear/understand, you say, "Wot, wot, wot?"

[RaKe NiGhTfUr]

nae when ye decide tae throw a feast fer da start o summer...

[Gingivere Greeneyes]

(1)You know you're addicted when you go to your little cousins house just to play with his toy, swords, axes, and bows.
(2) When you can memorise all the badger lords and ladies off by heart.
(3) When you are terrified of your cousin's albino ferret and refuse to be in the same room with it.
(4) When you actually bought a badger mask and a toy sword.
(5) When you get lost in the woods looking for Redwall.
(6) When you're going out as Basil Stag Hare for Halloween.
(7) When you associate every single film you see with Redwall.
(8) When you had a dream that you were Gingivere, you're best friend was Rawnblade, and a random Badger and Fox were helping you fight off a horde of rats.
(9) When you are petrified by carrion birds.
(10) When you can recite the riddle behind the Tapestry.
(11) When you can play the theme tune, the battle of boiling water, and Rose's song on the piano.
(12) When you play Skyrim and you chase every fox you see with a battle-axe yelling, "DEATH TO THE SLAVER!"
(13) When you will not let your mum sleep till she buys you the Redwall Cookbook.
(14) When you have made this list.

All of these are true for me.

[Martin the warrior]

 When you have sword fights with your friends you hear boars voice telling you what to do

[Tam and Martin]

When you make a bunch of Redwall drinks

[winifred]

You buy a statue of a hare dressed in a waistcoat holding a flower
It's true, and it's in my room. Eventually it will be placed in a garden, if I ever make the garden...... 

[KitrallStreamrippler]

(1) When the only music you'll listen to is from the audiobooks, and you sing it all the time. ALL the time.
(2) Your friends know everything about Redwall even though they've never read the books.

[winifred]

(1) When the only music you'll listen to is from the audiobooks, and you sing it all the time. ALL the time.
(2) Your friends know everything about Redwall even though they've never read the books.

DITTO!!!!!!!!!!