You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[Tiria Wildlough]

I didn't have much trouble deciding!
147. When you have a fever, you think, 'I wonder if I'll have hallucinations of Redwall?'
I actually thought that once. Heehee.

[Matthias720]

148. Your parents know all about Redwall, because you've talked about every detail, ad infinitum.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Muhahaahaa!

Heehee.

[Redwall Musician]

149. You go on a walk, you bring your wooden sword with you. You can never be to safe with vermin about.

150. Go on this walk and you use the scarf you are wearing as a sling. Load it up with a stone from the road and swing it, because the Painted Ones are in the trees by the road.

Yes, I did both those things yesterday.

[Nightfire]

150: When you get sick, you think "Oh no! It's the Dryditch Fever, and we don't have any Icetor Flowers!"
151: You have an abnormal phobia of deep dark places, after reading Mattimeo.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

153: Ye end yer journal entry every day with the uzual Redwall-book zide-note at the endin'.

[Matthias720]

154. You log on to the forum, and this is the first thread you check.

155. You listen to your conscience, and it sounds like Martin the Warrior. Can't believe it, but I duplicated this one from my very first post in this topic. ><

155. You can open any Redwall book to any page, read the first line your eye falls on, and can quote the rest of the chapter from memory.

[Lily]

156. Your workmate asks you what that site is that you're always on. You answer, "It's the official Redwall forum! Have you read Redwall?"

[Redwall Musician]

157. You tell random people at the library to read Redwall. (I actually got some one to do this. He was supporting Harry Potter and I told him to read Redwall instead. And he did! Ha! I always win! Yeah I just can't get over this.)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

158. Ye have the zcript from Triss pinned ontae a board with aw o' yer other zcriptz.

[Nightfire]

155. You listen to your conscience, and it sounds like Martin the Warrior.

Hahaha!!! Yes, my conscience (which also goes by the name The Holy Spirit) really DOES sound like Martin the Warrior!

159: You have memorized every single thing that Martin the Warrior has ever said.
160: You have actually contributed to this thread more than five times.

[White One6193]

155. You listen to your conscience, and it sounds like Martin the Warrior.

Hahaha!!! Yes, my conscience (which also goes by the name The Holy Spirit) really DOES sound like Martin the Warrior!

159: You have memorized every single thing that Martin the Warrior has ever said.
160: You have actually contributed to this thread more than five times.

161. You finishRogue Crew and start bawling cuz there's nothing left but fanfics!

[Nightfire]

162: You were Brian Jacques #1 stalker on facebook before he died. When he sadly passed away, you went to his funeral, then pasted your room with everytihing possible that you ccould find about him.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

163. Ye cannae read the firzt zentence o' the firzt book withoat burztin' intae tearz.

[White One6193]

163. Ye cannae read the firzt zentence o' the firzt book withoat burztin' intae tearz.

Aye!