You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[The Shade]

Yeah, thankfully they were only minor cuts...

[Ferrousferret]

-When people wake you out of a dead sleep, you scream a warcry.

-You go to Lowe's & buy all the red sandstone to build a wall around your property.

-You get in a fight with a McDonald's employee because they don't sell Strawberry Fizz

[Dag Downyfur]

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67: You always act like you are RP-ing, even outdoors in everyday life.

I do that!

And 344, I think.

352. You..(I forget what I was going to say. It was a good one too..Well, here's a different one.)  You talk to non-Redwall type animals in molespeak.

353. You want to yell EULALIA!!! at the top of your lungs when you run.

[Faiyloe]

I do 353. 

[WildDoogyPlumm]

354. When you are running for gym class you pretend you are a good guy fleeing from a bad guy.

(Completely guilty, by the way.  I will pretend that I am Tam and Doogy running on the path to Redwall being pursued by Gulo and his horde.)

[Faiyloe]

Same her I love running in the rain just cuz it adds glamour to my chase seen. 

[Emperor Ublaz]

355. You start to think in a hare accent.

356. You have the urge to speak in said accent.

(guilty of both)

[Faiyloe]

^^Same^^

I also will sometimes drop my H's by accident, or use a double negative. 

[Emperor Ublaz]

When you see an older bald fellow with a beard and think it's Brian

That actually happened to me once! I think I saw the guy at my church...or maybe it was at the grocery store...anyway, it was weird. I was almost tempted to go up to him and ask, "Hey, Mr. Jacques, when is the next Redwall book coming out?"

[The Shade]

359 You know you've been reading too much redwall when you go around the local countryside covered in strange mud patterns, pretending to be a Juskrath. (Guilty)

[Jukka the Sling]

You can recite the books both chronologically and published order.

Yup, I can do that!

360:
When you nearly use the word paw instead of hand in everyday conversations. (Guilty.)  
EDIT: Just realized this sounds a lot like KitrallStreamrippler's post a couple pages back... oh well.

[Cornflower MM]

11. instead of saying "you people" you accidentally say "you beasts"

I KNOW!!! Jukka- i have also done that...i got a few odd looks...


you suddenly have an urge to go find a BIG box of those big Lego things, and build a mini Redwall (I actually did this....I'm a wacko, i know....I'm proud of it!!)

QUOTE" When you see an older bald fellow with a beard and think it's Brian Sad"UNQUOTE Am guilty.........the guy was playing guitar, and singing a little in a square....Was soooo temped to ask when next book was coming...

[Kera Thorn Bladewind]

I'm guilty of 360 every day. Even my Redwall friends are getting tired of it, but seriously, it amounts to the same thing! Right? 

[Faiyloe]

Right and I'll shake your paw, I mean hand, on that. 

[Gnoflet]

361: You write a redwall book. (Guilty)