You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[Nightfire]

The look on your brother's face would more than make up for it.

[Tiria Wildlough]

216. You randomly start crying on your friend's shoulder because Cregga died.

[Tiria Wildlough]

216. You have a crush on Swiffo Axehound. I have one.
217. You learn every possible thing there is to learn about otters.
218. You have a special feeling for a badger or an otter in a non-Redwall story.

[winifred]

30. Every time you say, 'Everyone' or 'no one' or 'someone', you think, 'Everybeast' etc.
31. When you pick up a clothes pole or something like that, you hold it like a spear and think 'Redwaaaaalll!'
32. You spend more camera battery on taking pictures of the otters at the zoo than on any other animal.

I've done all of those.

I havnt been to a zoo lately but all of the above!And
219.you start making up your own ditties
220.When you go to the beach it's never a sandcastle anymore it's a redwall abbey or salamandastron
221.Whenever you go on a walkor camping  you think I'm in mossflower woods etc.
222.by the beach in california  there is a ginormus rock called morro rock and I always pretend it's salamandastron
223.When it's thanksgiving you think like a hare, and think: FEAST!
224.you tell all your good mateys about redwall and start callin them matey!
225.you start having a dislike for cats
226.when you think a certain someone is creepy you think VERMIN!
227.you base your friends on redwall characters e.g I have a real friend named brook so I call her Brooky like in Taggerung!
228.You go bonko when your mom says: "When we build the new house you may have a redwall garden!" MY MOM SAID I COULD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dotti]

229. When you read all ten pages of this discussion just because you want to see how many symptoms you exhibit.
230. When your brother says he wants to repaint his room, you constantly tell him he MUST paint Redwall characters all over his walls (That's me. )
231. You become extremely upset when said brother says he wants to paint Buzz Lightyear on his wall instead
232.  You go into fits of rage when you hear anyone mispronouncing Brian Jacques' last name
233.  You use an elaborate photo frame to hold a Brian Jacques quote, and display it prominently on your desk. (Guilty on this one!)
234.  You want to be a writer, and decide that Brian Jacques is the ultimate role model in this area (again, guilty!)
235.  You become very upset when you discover your cousins have watched all three seasons of Redwall cartoons, but have not read ONE SINGLE book! :O

[Melody]

236. you automatically shout out "Great seasons!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

236. you automatically shout out "Great seasons!"

Hahaha.

[Matthias720]

237. You find that Redwall euphemisms have crept into your daily conversations.

[Melody]

238. all you ever do is compare people to redwall creatures (Guilty) .

[Matthias720]

239. You have justify the amount of time you spend on the forum to your friends and family.

[Melody]

240. You just want to cook redwall meals every single day (Yum yum!)

[Bragoon]

191: You plan on building a life-size version of Redwall if you ever came into a large sum of money.

I'm right there with you on that one, but I'd build Serenity instead.  I'm as big a Firefly fan as I am a Redwall fan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serenity_(Firefly_vessel)


241. When you dream that you are a mole, and are convinced to have supper with someone because they claim that their Turnip'n'tater'n'beetroot pie is the best in the world.

[eualaia]

242: you buy a claymore/ shield and pretend to be rakkety tam
(guilty

[redwallgurl]

when its rainging youll drag your brother out side and do sword fights with him screaming battle crys thinking of all the tips you learned from redwall

[Nightfire]

229. When you read all ten pages of this discussion just because you want to see how many symptoms you exhibit.   

I do!

And I have exibited nearly every single one of these symptoms.