You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

Started by Matthias720, August 07, 2011, 06:30:02 PM

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Skipper

when you read all the books again so you can get a better idea of his writting style for your fanfic (completely guilty)

Dannflower Reguba

"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

MatthiasMan

Quote from: Matthias720 on August 07, 2011, 06:30:02 PM
In this thread you simply post crazy reasons of what happens when you have spent too much time reading Redwall.
(I know, I know. 'Matthias720, there is no such thing as too much Redwall.' Just go with it. ;)

1. You have the urge to go around wearing a green habit.

2. When your conscience speaks to you, it sounds like Martin the Warrior.

3. You make a custom calendar that goes in seasons rather than months.

4. You can write fluently in Royal House of Riftgard Script.

5. You make up reasons to have a feast.

6. You have taken a trip to a quarry, just so you can see what red sandstone really looks like.


Hey, I can right in Royal House of Riftgard and I do that so people at school can't understand what I'm writing and they don't find out any of my problems.

DeathRage

245: When you don't even realize you are talking like a hare and people 'ave ta getcha ta stop, wot?
I am Deathrage. Leader of a horde of rats. Bow to me. If you do not... You will see.

Søren

246: When you oddly find yourself constantly looking for a new book, even though last time you looked was five minutes ago.


I'm retired from the forum

DeathRage

I am Deathrage. Leader of a horde of rats. Bow to me. If you do not... You will see.

Dannflor

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Dannflower Reguba

You read Redwall so much your dad READS Salamndastron (My dad actually read AND ENJOYED [a bit] the book Salamandastron)!!!
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Primrosewarrior

My dad was yelling at me for that wile I read that!
Quote from: Dannflor on April 10, 2012, 07:54:38 PM
You say quotes from it until your Dad ban's it

Redwallfan7

Okay, I should have added to this list a long time ago, I guess better late than never

When you see otters at the zoo and say "Look Mom! There's Skipper and his otter team!"

When you see a bowl of soup and a slice of pie and woff it down at an alarming rate like the hares do.
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Primrosewarrior

When you start thinking of your self as a sertain RW charecter.

Dannflower Reguba

When you gain an incredible hate for ALL vermin. (even though they are awesome)
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This


MatthiasMan

When you start to cook scones and deeper n' ever ... pie.

When you move to England.

When you paint the outside of your house RED.

Tannsrall

if you not shoopid then don' ask shoopid questions - mousebabe from Bellmaker

I am the law!

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