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Started by Norham Waterpaw, March 03, 2014, 02:45:33 AM

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BlueRose

#30
March 03, 2014, 10:44:22 PM
"Jess Vada. It's nice to meet you."
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Faiyloe

#31
March 03, 2014, 11:25:32 PM
Nice to meet you what do you say about joining me and taking over the world!
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Faiyloe

#32
March 03, 2014, 11:26:00 PM
Don't listen to her! don't do it!
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#33
March 03, 2014, 11:39:28 PM
Ah've got ze zillionz o' perzonalitiez jabberin' ava in me 'ead loike ze Galactic Zenate on Coruscant in Ztar Varz, each vying for zeir vizhez tae be carried oot. Ach!!!!

OI! GET THIS LUNATIC TO LISTEN TO ME! HE'S DELIBERATELY USED PROCEDURE TO DELAY MY SPEECH TO THE GROUP! BONK HIM ON THE HEAD IF YOU HAVE TO! SHOOT HIM! STAB HIM! JUST MAKE HIM LISTEN TO MEEE!!!!!!

Eh, 'zcuze me. Dinnae lizten tae a vord 'e juzt zaid. Ah've been tryin' tae get 'im tae be quiet for monzz!

SEE?! HE ADMITS IT! I CLAIM THE RIGHT TO HAVE ALL OF HIS PRIVILEGES REVOKED FOR A MONTH!

Oi, be quiet ye! Ye 'ave nay zuch roight! Guardz! Take 'im tae 'iz quarterz vhere 'e can calm dovn before rejoinin' uz!

DON'T LET HIM DO THIS TO ME! OI, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! I REFUSE TO LEAVE! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! RELEASE ME AT ONCE! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK! I SHALL HAVE MY SPEECH! WHAT? NO! NO! GET ME AWAY FROM THAT DOOR! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU CAN'-

Um...dae excuze 'im. Ah'll get around tae 'iz zpeech eventually. Anyvay,-

Well, hello all o' ye! Flint's the name, and Ireland's where I'm fraem. So,-

ACH, FLINT! GAE BACK TAE YER SHAMROCKS! LET ME GET A CHANCE T'-

Ach, boz o' ye! Be quiet an' let me rezume me Cellarz zcavengin'! Flynn, Flint, arenae ye boz zuppozed tae be vatchin' Cheese any-..vay. Ye 'avenae been vatchin' Cheese, 'ave ye? Vhere did ye let 'im g-

YA-HEY! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE CAR, YOU SHOULD REALLY USE A BAR! CANDY CANDY CANDY! I LIKE CANDY! CAN I HAVE SOME-

Na' matez! Get 'im! Flynn, ye zrov ze zheet over 'im! Flint, ye open ze door tae 'iz quarterz! Quick, ve've got tae get 'im in zere!............................

Well, Ah think we were successful in tha' particular scrap, nay?

Roight, na' let'z gae back tae ze Cellarz zcavengin'.

CHARGE!!! *CHARGES UP THE STAIRS*

Vait, na' 'ere-Gae back tae yer diggin' o' zat canal, pleaze..

G'day mates! Anyone 'appen t'see a dingo come along this way?

Yiss...I ate himmm. He wasss mossst delicioussss...

YE ATE 'IM?! AH GREAT...NA' YE'VE SET OFF BOSSK AGAIN......

AV O' YE!!!! BE QUIET AN' ZETTLE DOVN AFORE ME 'EAD EXPLODEZ FROM AV O' ZIZ COMMOTION! PLEAZE MATEZ, FOR ONCE-*Faintz*

*One o' Hiag'z earz tvitchez an' 'iz left eye zhootz open*

Ah like cereal!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Norham Waterpaw

#34
March 04, 2014, 12:16:30 AM
What have I done?
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

BlueRose

#35
March 04, 2014, 12:27:36 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 11:25:32 PM
Nice to meet you what do you say about joining me and taking over the world!

"I'd love to, when do we start?"

Oighhh...

Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 04, 2014, 12:16:30 AM
What have I done?

"You started a thread. Rose and Jess are having fun though, so I thank you."
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#36
March 04, 2014, 12:32:41 AM
Can I have some fishy crackers?

Aye Cheese, ye can 'ave zome fizhy crackerz. 'ere are zome fizhy crackerz. *'and'z Cheese zome fizhy crackerz in 'iz mind* Ach...

KKKKK...I like fishy crackers. *Eats the fishy crackers*

Ach, ziz iz quite annoyin' zometoimez. Av o' zeze different perzonality'o jabber-Ach, vell-Ah guezz ah'm ztartin' tae move more viz ze Yuuzhan Vong na', apparently.

Dwi. These brenzlit fool'o are not helping you any.

Yomin, nae av o' zem are timid.

*Grunts*

Ach...

I like the fair!

Ach, nae again...*Ztartz bangin' 'iz 'ead againzt ze vav*

*Cheese starts banging his head against the wall with Hiag* I LIKE THIS GAME! HA-HA! *BONK BONK BONK*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#37
March 04, 2014, 05:14:34 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 03, 2014, 11:25:32 PM
Nice to meet you what do you say about joining me and taking over the world!
You Ingrate!

That Was Our Job!

You Are Supposed To Join Us!

Join Us.

You're making the natives restless. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

BlueRose

#38
March 04, 2014, 02:19:04 PM
"We already formed an alliance. Now you have to join us."
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Faiyloe

#39
March 04, 2014, 02:32:19 PM
You are most welcome to join us we all have the same goal We are stronger in numbers!
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

#40
March 04, 2014, 04:24:30 PM
There Must Be An Alternative.

Here it comes. . .

Shut Up!

Join Us, And You Will Not Be Destroyed.

Or you could all just make an entirely new alliance in which none of you are complete leaders and aren't constantly fighting over supremacy.

He Has A Point.

Grumble Alright. What Say You?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Faiyloe

#41
March 04, 2014, 04:40:09 PM
Join us and we will take over the world!
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

#42
March 04, 2014, 04:42:59 PM
Join Us!

You are all so. . . amateur! Shut up! All of you!
Good grief.

No!

They Are Resisting Alliance!

Did you not hear what I said?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

The Shade

#43
March 04, 2014, 04:43:21 PM
This is actually frightening.  ;D Good thing I'm free.
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

BlueRose

#44
March 04, 2014, 04:44:26 PM
"We have already allied. By the way, how are we planning on taking over the world?"
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.
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