The Riddikulus Thread Where We Take Care Of Ol' Nasty Scary Boggarts!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah vonder vot ze record iz for gaein' off topic in ze Cellarz...

[BlueRose]

Hmm, that would be fun to find out.


Ok, here's a boggart:

Angry older sisters lost in large and trafficky towns.

[The Skarzs]

No, here: Me after I wreck dinner for the entire family. I get scary.

[BlueRose]

You cook?

That might be even scarier.

[The Skarzs]

. . . We had an entire thing in the Feast In Memory Of The Great Brian Jacques discussing what we've cooked. Remember?

[BlueRose]

Hmmm.... You're right! Golly. My memory isn't working. Let's see if I can fix it. *headdeskX2000*




Ouch. Maybe not. 

[The Skarzs]

That could have been avoided.
Erm. . . remember now? How 'bout now?

Forgive my. . . burst of sudden and unexpected immaturity.

[BlueRose]

Forgiven. This time.

Aaannddd probably every other time.

I think I might be overly nice.

[The Skarzs]

And I think I might be overly concealing of everything that goes on in my thoughts.
Whoa, way off topic there.

[BlueRose]

Was that sarcasm? (I wouldn't know sarcasm if it hit me in the face, by the way.)


Ok, what about this boggart.




Kawai! *hides behind Skarzsy*

[The Skarzs]

*Shoots the abomination and moves out of Rose's way* You're safe now.
No, that was not sarcasm.

[BlueRose]

*sighs in relief* Thanks Skarzsy.


Oh! Ok. It didn't really look like sarcasm, but I figured it was safer to check than to say something stupid.

[The Skarzs]

A wise idea.

[BlueRose]

I end up saying stupid stuff anyways.

[Rainshadow]

  D-did someone seriously post Moffat?!  HIDE YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS!  HIDE THEM NOW!

  *Ahem*

  Riddikulus!  *Moffat is now wearing a rainbow wig and a red clown nose*

  ...That just kinda scares me more.