Insane Asylum.

SilentSam · December 16, 2014, 09:00:10 PM

*runs away*

The Skarzs · December 16, 2014, 09:33:35 PM

Quote from: Faiyloe on December 16, 2014, 08:52:16 PM
Nice try *Is wearing protective armor under cloths*

Quote from: The Skarzs on December 16, 2014, 08:27:47 PM
CAFFEINE PATCH!!!!

Oh no... NO NO! Don't touch me with that! I don't do caffeine for a reason! Because I lose it and you don't want that to happen. Really I am the only thing keeping this place together! STAY AWAY! KEEP OFF!

It's a counter for the sleep darts.
And I think it would be fun to see you lose it sometime. But now is not that time.

Samuel! You are to stop at once!

Faiyloe · December 16, 2014, 09:39:01 PM

You know he wont listen right.

*telleports Sam back into a secure cell*

SilentSam · December 16, 2014, 09:55:07 PM

Well... *calls my... ever-so-distant-little-cousin to come and charm them with his cuteness* What's his name... Sam! Wait... no he's not distant, also he's not a toddler anymore. Wait! There's Selene!

The Skarzs · December 16, 2014, 10:11:30 PM

Cuteness is wasted upon a troll.
Oh, thanks for getting the teleported installed; I've been meaning to get that implemented. Anything else we need?

Faiyloe · December 16, 2014, 10:58:21 PM

... A nap... I need a nap...

Wylder Treejumper · December 16, 2014, 10:59:25 PM

I think I mostly dropped out of this.

LT Sandpaw · December 16, 2014, 11:10:13 PM

I need to find a new insane asylum *Bangs service button* Hey can I get transferred?

Søren · December 16, 2014, 11:24:16 PM

*answers*
Ah, Mr. Sandpaw, my client. Are we ready for court? I can have Winthroupe in the limo pick us up shortly.

SilentSam · December 17, 2014, 02:16:05 AM

*Selene talks* Hi... I like cookies... *whispers* Samuel better pay me $100.

Izeroth · December 17, 2014, 03:38:35 AM

Can I at least get a representative in court? Some higher court would be- No, scratch that; the higher courts are all still trying to convict me of some "war crimes" or other such nonsense that happened ages ago. Really, they all need to lighten up and get over it. Anyway, could I maybe get a lawyer to explain my position to you, as you seem unwilling to accept it when I try to explain? Could I get a trial in a.. er.. private court?

Søren · December 17, 2014, 04:03:25 AM

I'm afraid I'm not a criminal lawyer, but rather a custody attorney.

Ungatt Trunn · December 17, 2014, 04:45:30 AM

*Walks it trembling* Uh, hello? I'm your new che-chef! Yea... anyways, it's dinner time! We're having, er, Sphagetti! Yes! Come and get crazy nutca- er, friends!

The Skarzs · December 17, 2014, 04:50:39 AM

I never hired you; who are you? Who are you working for?

Ungatt Trunn · December 17, 2014, 04:51:42 AM

Eh, a voice in my head told me to work here...

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