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Insane Asylum.

Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Jukka the Sling

*Zombie looking for brains walks right past Sage*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Skyblade

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 30, 2015, 05:29:43 PM
*grabs Skyblade's scruff* Not so fast! You're an inmate now.

Wait, why?? Who are you?

*Sees zombie walk past. Eyes bulge*

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Faiyloe

yeah... we have a bit of a pest problem at the moment, but no need to worry, it is all being dealt with.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

LT Sandpaw


*Six zombies walk past Sky*

"Moaaaaan! Braaains!"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Faiyloe

*ZP dances merrily around the other Zombies legs*

... Well, mostly under control.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

Hey! I have a bunch of brains for you guys! Follow me!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw


*The Zombie horde that now numbers 17 follows Skarzs*

"Moaaaaaaaan! Braaaaaaaaaaaaains?"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

The Skarzs

*Leads zombies to big room.* There's a bunch of brains in there; go in! *When zombies go in, shuts door and presses button.* Well, that'll keep you frozen for a few centuries; liquid nitrogen and water sprayers are pretty nice, don'tcha think?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw


*Zombies wander around the room*


"Moaaaan?"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Faiyloe

*Locks teleporter on to LT and Ash* *Using a their patterns from a previous teleportation sends them threw the teleporter and they materializes unzombiefied* There nice to see you two are back to normal.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 30, 2015, 07:39:19 PM

*Zombies wander around the room*


"Moaaaan?"
*Room fills with water and then is frozen with liquid nitrogen.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Hickory

*apparates back into asylum*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 30, 2015, 05:29:43 PM
*grabs Skyblade's scruff* Not so fast! You're an inmate now.
Heheh. Actually, there's been a changes in plans. You are now an inmate! Well, maybe...

For a while the only inmates were Skarzs and Faiy, but Sage has obviously proven himself to be slightly insane. I won't lock the poor guy up, but I will conduct some tests to see if he's dangerous and needs to be put in a cell.

*Teleports Sage to my office* *Walks into the office wearing a lab coat and carrying a clipboard* Hello, Sage! Take a se-actually, just sit down. (I've said that before...people started stealing chairs. ::)) Now Sage, please tell me about your childhood, were you abused in any way?
Freddy

LT Sandpaw



Mmf, Idon'tfeelgood...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Faiyloe

Oh... here is a bag *Hands LT a barf bag* 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?