Insane Asylum.

[Faiyloe]

*Smacks Russa on the back of the head* Oh, hush.

*Smacks Corn on the back of the head* Don't go around hitting the inmates they already have enough brain damage. I don't need you going around making it worse.

*Uses my government issued security card too open my cell door*

Now Faiy we both know that isn't going to work. Also its not the light's themselves that can cause the radiation but the equipment projecting it. Now if you would please allow me to finish my inspection, you know impairing a government agent is highly illegal.

You know that library card is not going to do anything. Besides, even if you really did have an authorized card it would have been removed in teleportation and even if it wasn't there is no access port on the inside of a cell.

Hello, are there any jobs that need to be done?

Ask Jukka or Corn they are in charge of the kitchen and maintenance, and no you are not aloud to work in secured areas. (The lab, the weapons locker, the freezer (don't ask me why it is secured, I am not really sure but I have my suspicions that it is where Skarzs keeps his stash of chocolate... or his failed genetic mutational test rats.))

[Delthion]

*Eats other self.* *Eats other self* *Eats other self* *Eats other self.* *Eats other self.* *Eats other self.* Since Corny made a topic devoted to cannibalism, I must spread it even farther!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'll deal with him. *Eats Sandpaw* That's the end of that.

[Delthion]

*Telekinetically eats Ash and frees LT.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Transforms into giant snake* *Eats Del and Sandpaw*

[Delthion]

*Is in another cell so Ash cannot eat me normally.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Eats Sandpaw again to be on the safe side*

[Delthion]

*Frees Sandpaw Telekinetically in my cell.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Eats Del and Sandpaw*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Escapes Ash*

Yo Warden, please get control of your Inmates so I can finish my inspection!

[Jetthebinturong]

Enough with the cannibalism! It's getting tedious.

Right Sand, which planet do you want to be teleported to?

[Hickory]

Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.

You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.

I acidized it.

No, you think you acidized my machete. But this is the Matrix, so let's not fool ourselves... there is no machete.

Funny, that would also mean that there is no insane asylum.

That brings me to anther theory: If we know tht we're in the matrix, that doesn't mean that we can be unplugged, per se?

[Faiyloe]

*Is wearing a gas mask* Great... Eul has it too now... *Teleports Eul into a cell* Sorry for the inconvenience everyone, Skarzs is a klutz and he accidentally hit the button to release hallucinogenic gas in the asylum the system is being vented please stand by.

[Eulaliaaa!]

What do I have? *teleportation out of cell* if you do that again, I'll quite this job and you'll be without a security guard! And with all this cannibalism going around, you're going to need some help keeping things in order.

[The Skarzs]

Please, don't do anything! You'll only hurt yourselves trying to . . . do whatever the fluff you're doing. And Eul, you don't have the teleporter control, just to clear things up. (Faiy! I was rather enjoying their antics; why'd you have to let them know about the gas?)