Insane Asylum.

[Andy]

* Andy barges in, screaming unintelligibly and throwing cats in every direction.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Catchez each Cat carefully und putz zem back on ze floor zae zey can run off und curl up in und on variouz zin'z; follovz by loightin' Andy'z 'air on fire*

[Rosie Willowwater]

CATS!!! *Catches a cat and hugs it*

[The Skarzs]

*Tackles Andy.* Calm down or I'll have to sedate you!

[Delthion]

* Delthion gleefully sets each cat on fire.

[Lady Amber]

*Saves all the cats and pushes Del into a cell*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*...After vhich Ah zet Del'z 'air on fire, along viz ze curtainz inzoide ze cell*

[Delthion]

* Delthion sets cats on fire.

[Andy]

* Andy sits down calmly, producing smores ingredients from his backpack, and proceeds to use the fire on his hair to prepare them.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Rezcuez av ze Catz from Del, tiez 'im up in a rope toightly, putz 'im in a coffin, clozez zaid coffin, und zen loightz zaid zaid coffin on fire*

[Cornflower MM]

*Runs from the kitchen with a pitcher of water* NOT THE CATS!!! *Shoos cats into kitchen and douses anything on fire*  No fires in the parlor. Go to the mudroom. Or the kitchen. *Steals one of Andy's smores and walks back into kitchen*

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg pours Aquafina on Andy's head.

That isn't allowed, it's a fire hazard.

[Andy]

* Andy dramatically mourns the extinguished flame.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Sets Andy's hair on fire again*

[Cornflower MM]

No fires in the parlor.