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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Faiyloe

I am In charge dew to the mental deterioration of the previous owners.  ;) Seeing as I have not seen you in action I am not sure of your sanity.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Delthion

Or INsanity for that matter...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

AbbotAlf0809

You flatter me Delthion  ;D

The Skarzs

There's a reason you're called 'Insane Alf' in SFC. ::) ;D

Shut Up And Get Us Out Of Here.

This place is nigh-indestructible.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

"Ah've got zuunzhooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, on a clooudy daaaaaaaaaaY! Vhen tiz caauld oooootzoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide, ah've got ze monnnz oo' Maaay......"
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Delthion

Red alert the screen is being stretched. Shields at 30% Captain. Power failing! Life support is offline! Structural integrity is at 1% Sir. Begin emergency evacuation! *BOOM!!!*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

My poor, poor 13" screen. . . :'(
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Izeroth

 Well, I think HIAG is a problem.

I agree with you just this once.

Faiyloe

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Stretched screen!!!
*Compensating* *Compensating* *Compensating* *Compensating* *BOOM* *HIAG's has escaped*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Wylder Treejumper

I think I'll take advantage of this...

I'll supply the power. I want to get out too...

And the magic word is...

DDDEEEEEFFFFFEEEEENNNNNESSSSSSTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAATTTTTTTTIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

*Electricity shorts out, and building goes into automatic lockdown*
Warning! Stretched screen! Integral lockdown activated.


Look what you've done; now the building can be neither entered nor exited.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

But it destroyed the wall, so now I am out and you can not get out!

Sounds like a good solution to me.

Lets go get a treat!

Yeah. I could take a few scoops of ice cream.

Mint is my favorite.

I'll take butter pecan.

Sounds good to me!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

I don't think you realize how powerfully built this place is.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

*Licks ice cream*

What was that? Did you hear something, Argentus?

*Also licks ice cream*

Futile statements of warning and empty threats of remonstration.


Oh? That all? Well, i'll just *Slurp* carry on, then.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Valkz aboot ootzoide* *Decoidez tae build a zandcaztle*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.