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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Faiyloe

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2015, 12:04:14 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 23, 2015, 10:49:46 PM
Um, Faiy, I suddenly feel sane. May I be let out?

Nice try. That's what they all say.

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2015, 01:15:31 AM
Skarzs, please let me out, I'll be the assistant janitor!

No.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

*Starts crying* Why?! Why?! Whahahahy?!?!?!
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

BURN BURN WAKA WAKA BURN *Pulls out a flamethrower* BURN YOU FOOLZ.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

Go ahead, Ashen. You're going to burn up all the oxygen in there before you get anywhere close to breaking through the first layer.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

You dare question me? I am the slayer of my foes, I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

*Dragon bursts out of cell and starts burning asylum*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

*Is still crying* Whahahay!? I'll *Sob* never see my Siberian deer family again! Again! Never again!!! Whahahay?!?!?!
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

I ATE YOUR DEER FAMILY YEARS AGO!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 01:54:50 AM
You dare question me? I am the slayer of my foes, I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

*Dragon bursts out of cell and starts burning asylum*
*Puts them both into cells.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 02:05:21 AM
I ATE YOUR DEER FAMILY YEARS AGO!
W-w-what!!!!!!!! No! They're still alive, I know it.
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2015, 02:12:46 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 02:05:21 AM
I ATE YOUR DEER FAMILY YEARS AGO!
W-w-what!!!!!!!! No! They're still alive, I know it.

*Spits out deer carcass and attacks Skarzs* Hrm, I WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

*Stares at deer carcass* Uncle Georgie! :'( :'( :'(
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

*Vomits out more deer carcasses* Mwahahahaha BURN SKARZS BURN.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

*Looks at the other deer carcasses* Joey, Edmond, Aunt Sue, Flo!!! Wait, Flo, how'd you get in there?!?!
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

Ha, I killed EVEN MORE of your deer family yesterday. *Spits out more deer carcasses*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

But Flo isn't a deer.
*Stares at the deer carcasses* Jimmy, Edna, Ethel!!! WHY!!!!
Freddy