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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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LT Sandpaw


*Takes a bite of Froad* Hm tastes like turkey.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Russa Nodrey

Look, Freddy, they're eating your hologram.
Freddy

Faiyloe

Do you take me for some illiterate fool! I know a hologram when I see one. I switched them on you when you where not looking.  ;D
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Hickory

Yeah, well, I deactivtaed hte holograms, so everything we're looking at is real!  (unless a telepathic person is among us)
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Delthion

Except I deftly saved the Froad! Skarzs is eating a drug that will make him comply with my every command!!! Haha!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

You didn't account for my peculiar stomach acids. :P
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

Yes. I accidentally knocked you out you...so sad! Anyway! *Presses button locks up Skarzs in a cell. Does same to Faiy. Changes locks and sets Russa in charge.*

OOC: Sorry for the PPing. But I think this will be a hilarious situation. Skarzs, Faiy, just stay locked up for a bit please. ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Hickory

*smashes lock of of doors with lightsaber*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


*Charges Russa* Attempts to take Freddy*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

*Blasts out of freezer with a heat gun*

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: The Skarzs on April 08, 2015, 02:08:30 AM
Mmmmm, sounds delicious.

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2015, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 04, 2015, 02:58:57 AM
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...

*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!

*Doorbell rin'z again, folloved vomce again by knockz*
NO!

*Doorbell rin'z again, zeveral toimez bein' repeated an' zen folloved by ze'en knockz, viz vone comin' aftervardz a vee bit o' toime aftervardz*

*Doorbell rin'z again*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Delthion on April 10, 2015, 04:13:28 AM
Yes. I accidentally knocked you out you...so sad! Anyway! *Presses button locks up Skarzs in a cell. Does same to Faiy. Changes locks and sets Russa in charge.*

OOC: Sorry for the PPing. But I think this will be a hilarious situation. Skarzs, Faiy, just stay locked up for a bit please. ;D ;D
Yay! :D

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 10, 2015, 04:43:30 PM

*Charges Russa* Attempts to take Freddy*
Look, Freddy, he just attempted to take your hologram.

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 10, 2015, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 08, 2015, 02:08:30 AM
Mmmmm, sounds delicious.

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2015, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 04, 2015, 02:58:57 AM
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...

*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!

*Doorbell rin'z again, folloved vomce again by knockz*
NO!

*Doorbell rin'z again, zeveral toimez bein' repeated an' zen folloved by ze'en knockz, viz vone comin' aftervardz a vee bit o' toime aftervardz*

*Doorbell rin'z again*
*Opens door* Hello, Head! C'mon in.

Quote from: Izeroth on April 10, 2015, 05:08:21 PM
*Blasts out of freezer with a heat gun*
Chill, dude, you're free, in fact, everyone is (everyone but Skarzs and Faiy).
Freddy