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Cornflower MM

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 12:00:15 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 24, 2015, 01:22:14 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 01:21:09 AM
1.) I'm not scared.

2.) We're in the cellars! I can do anything!

1. You should be. *Jumps Sage and slaps duct tape over his mouth*

2. See 1.
I'm Deadpool. *rios out of duct tape and dismembers corn*

I'm in a cell.

Speaking of which, Faiy, can I go get my banana bread out of the oven? I don't want it ruined. . . .

Jetthebinturong

*Stabs both of Sand's "junior inspectors" through the chests*

*Teleports Sand into a black hole*
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Faiyloe

*teleports the banana bread out of the oven*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Lady Amber


Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:20:04 PM

"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"

*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*

"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."

*baby turtle eats Sand* I had to do this, I'm sorry...
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 25, 2015, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:20:04 PM

"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"

*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*

"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."

*baby turtle eats Sand* I had to do this, I'm sorry...

*Ash fails to realize he is hallucinating* ;D


*I watch my junior inspectors fall* Whirling around I prepare to shoot Jet with my peacemaker only to be teleported again into a black hole* I scream and turn on full shielding but it is not enough. The enormous hole traps any light and I'm torn to pieces unable to teleport out. Pieces of star and pure light fill my prison and soon all these go out*

*Sandpaw the inspector dies a horrible death. One of the junior inspectors still breathing attempts to crawl for the door*



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

*Walks out of cell and kills the junior inspector* *Walks back in*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Faiyloe on August 24, 2015, 08:44:31 PM
*teleports the banana bread out of the oven*

Thank you!

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 25, 2015, 03:19:39 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 25, 2015, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:20:04 PM

"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"

*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*

"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."

*baby turtle eats Sand* I had to do this, I'm sorry...

*Ash fails to realize he is hallucinating* ;D


*I watch my junior inspectors fall* Whirling around I prepare to shoot Jet with my peacemaker only to be teleported again into a black hole* I scream and turn on full shielding but it is not enough. The enormous hole traps any light and I'm torn to pieces unable to teleport out. Pieces of star and pure light fill my prison and soon all these go out*

*Sandpaw the inspector dies a horrible death. One of the junior inspectors still breathing attempts to crawl for the door*



Oh, hey, you finally killed him, Jet.

Vilu Daskar

Vilu Daskar who has been standing in the shadows laughs evilly.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 25, 2015, 03:25:11 PM
*Walks out of cell and kills the junior inspector* *Walks back in*
Vilu Daskar who has been standing in the shadows laughs evilly.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Izeroth

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 25, 2015, 03:28:03 PM

That's cold...  >:(

Life is cold. Now could someone let me out of this cell?

Lady Amber


Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

Quote from: Izeroth on August 26, 2015, 10:38:53 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 25, 2015, 03:28:03 PM

That's cold...  >:(

Life is cold. Now could someone let me out of this cell?
*sigh* didn't I already do this? *cuts Iz out with lightsaber *
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.