Insane Asylum.

[The Skarzs]

As Much As I Hate To Aid Faiyloe, I Must Inform You That Any Attempts To Teleport Will Be Scrambled, Leaving You In Anywhere But Where You Want To Be.

[Vilu Daskar]

Faiy told you that right?

[Faiyloe]

Let go you big oaf! She went off to fight with Corn or something...

[Vilu Daskar]

*Gets message that Izeroth is advancing.*
"I'll just be leaving. We can fight later."

[LT Sandpaw]

*In a flash of light I appear, though no longer in my inspector uniform. Alas that Sandpaw died a horrible death.*

"Hm, wrong place. Someone is scrambling my teleportation mechanics? I didn't even know that was a technic possibility."

[Cornflower MM]

Let go you big oaf! She went off to fight with Corn or something...

Yep! We're having a rather unfair duel at the moment. *Emerges from kitchen with plate of cookies* *Slaps one into OoM's hand* *Gives one to Faiy, throws one at the wall Jet disappeared into, and throws a bowling ball at Vilu* *Eats cookie*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Reads Freddy a bedtime story*

[Vilu Daskar]

*Throws a bowling ball at Vilu*

*Calls Corn on Phone.*
"You can't throw a bowling ball at me I'm not there."
*Hangs up.*

[Izeroth]

*Gets message that Izeroth is advancing.*
"I'll just be leaving. We can fight later."

I'm right here, you fool! Come back here and free me!

[Cornflower MM]

*Doesn't have a phone* *Picks up the Insame Asylum phone* No thanks, don't want any! *Hangs up before Vilu says anything*

[Vilu Daskar]

That would work except that I did say something.

[Cornflower MM]

 

Go annoy someone else.

[Vilu Daskar]

OK i'll go annoy your prisoners.

[Cornflower MM]

They're not my prisoners, they're Faiy's and Skar's. However, in their absence, I'm in charge. You annoy them, and I will whack you into next season with my frying pan.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Sits on the floor and attempts to fix my teleportation equipment*