Insane Asylum.

[lass of something much]

*is pushed backwards by Teer's poke*

[Kade Rivok]

*Pokes Lass' paw from the other direction.*

[Booklover]

*deals out a poker hand*

[Kade Rivok]

Double taps the table.

[Booklover]

*watches Deal or No Deal*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is waiting for his card.*

[Booklover]

*passes Kade a credit card* (note, I will not give out credit cards, or money, for free (or for any sum of money less than it is worth), so do not ask me. Thank you.)

[Kade Rivok]

*Quickly pockets the credit card.*

[Booklover]

The ace of spades.

The ace of spades.

[Kade Rivok]

*Pockets that as well.*

[Booklover]

[Kade Rivok]

I can only assume that's the best spade to ever spade, since it's the ace of spades.

[lass of something much]

*Pokes Lass' paw from the other direction.*

>_>

why?

[Kade Rivok]

To keep you from falling over, of course.

*is pushed backwards by Teer's poke*

See?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*From ze ventilation zhaft, begin'z zingin' Ode Tae Joy very off-key, along viz much hovlin'*