Insane Asylum.

[Kade Rivok]

*You feel your arms reaching out towards the plushie.  Just a little bit more, and you'll have peace.  Just a little bit more....*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Lockz up ze Otterbadger pluzhie in a very large und expenzive adamantium zafe*

Dinnae vorry aboot ze cozt...Tvaz liberated from ze moderatorz' zavingz.

[Kade Rivok]

*Local Operator Kade shows up.*  I can assure you that the moderators do not have any savings, and thus couldn't have funded, purposefully or otherwise, an adamantium safe.

[Flib Bigboat]

*You feel your arms reaching out towards the plushie.  Just a little bit more, and you'll have peace.  Just a little bit more....*

*I've been eaten before, and it sure wasn't peaceful, you silly chook.*

*Local Operator Kade shows up.*  I can assure you that the moderators do not have any savings, and thus couldn't have funded, purposefully or otherwise, an adamantium safe.

They probably use Mattie to steal money from us for their savings, so it isn't technically "theirs."
Also, LOK, can you please tell me what this plushie toy thing is doing here? 'Cause it's scaring meeee

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Local Operator Kade shows up.*  I can assure you that the moderators do not have any savings, and thus couldn't have funded, purposefully or otherwise, an adamantium safe.

O' courze zey vid zay zat. Zee vhat zey zay vhen ye bring up vhere 90% o' ze forum tax-money iz gaein'...

[Booklover]

Uhhhh... Yes, of course I have always made sure to pay my forum taxes promptly and completely. Obviously. I'd never fail to do so. Not even if I die (actually, can people who've died get out of paying forum taxes?).

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah doubt it. Ezpecially conziderin' zey ztill dinnae 'ave a nev Death yet. Yer zoul juzt ztayz und zey can reach it eazily. Ach...

[Flib Bigboat]

Uhhhh... Yes, of course I have always made sure to pay my forum taxes promptly and completely. Obviously. I'd never fail to do so. Not even if I die (actually, can people who've died get out of paying forum taxes?).

I hope the government won't demand forum taxes, in the future.

[Kade Rivok]

Internet tax

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*A sense of calm overtakes you.  A deep peace that you've never before experienced washes against the shores of your mind, each wave reaching a portion further than the last.  Any worries that had tied you down now release their hold and drift away as you sink further and further into the comforting waves of floof.  The outside world recedes as your consciousness fades and, once more, all is still.

The life-sized Otterbadger plushie sits alone in the asylum, a strange warmth emanating from it despite the cool atmosphere.  Though it is clearly a simple plushie doll, a flicker of life passes through its dark eyes.  Another wayward soul has joined the family.*

Wow... that actually reminds me of a fic I've been reading,

[Flib Bigboat]

It does...? O.o I don't think I'd want to read that fic...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

♫♪ Zomevone left ze cake oot in ze rain
Oh, Ah dinnae zink zat Ah can take it
'cauze it took zae lang tae bake it
und Ah'll never 'ave zat recipe agaaaaaaaaaaaain, Oh nyeeeeeeeeeeeet! ♪♫

[Flib Bigboat]

Oh dear. What sort of cake was it?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nay idea, but zat iz actually from zome zong. Ach...

[Ripred the Gnawer]

It does...? O.o I don't think I'd want to read that fic...

Yeah, you probably... wouldn't.