Friendly Conversations

[Faiyloe]

 

[BlueRose]

But do dragons really even count as reptiles? I mean, their general make-up is definitely reptilian, but they are magic...

[The Skarzs]

I'd imagine their texture leaves something to be desired, and the taste would be rather metallic.

[BlueRose]

Well, probably. A unicorn, now, would be fantastic.

[The Skarzs]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Rusvul]

Unicorns are protected upon the Avalon treaty. Do not harm them- You have been warned. Dragons, on the other hand... *Green light flickers, and solidifies into a solid suit of shining steel armor. Sword materializes.* Are not. *Stabs all the dragons to death*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Smiles* Green? I think you'll find that's MY colour *Throws a ball of green energy at Rus*

[Rusvul]

I've trained with Life magic all my life- Afraid you won't hurt me with it, or its derivitaves. *Redirects orb*

[Jetthebinturong]

Life magic? That's literally just a ball of pure magical energy. As I said, creating your own universe has its perks, the least of which being you can design your own magic *Transforms into King Gidorah from the Godzilla films* Now you're going to have to deal with a three-headed dragon with the power and intelligence of a god. That's the main perk of creating your own universe by the way *Breathes green fire from middle head*

[The Skarzs]

My own universe, hmm?


Yessss.
*Everything changes to match me and my satisfaction*
My rules. My creatures. My world.

WELCOME.

[Jetthebinturong]

Hey, can you not steal my idea please? *Left head breathes green fire at Skarzs. Middle head is still breathing green fire at Rus* Now then Skarzs, do you really think that just because you took over the world that a god from another universe that they created themselves won't be able to defeat you? *Green fire intensifies*

[The Skarzs]

I have risen above such trivialities.
*Raises hand and dragon is gone*

As ruler and maker of this domain (not to mention topic) I have complete superiority. I do not ask that you serve me; I ask that you bide by my rules.

*Land under me rises, and I now stand on a raised platform*

Eat at my table!

*Table appears, laden with food and drink of any wish*

[Jetthebinturong]

*However due to the dragon being a god it does not disappear* Don't you dare try and interrupt my fight with this arrogant fox! SREDIPS ESIRA! *Spiders bigger than Shelob crawl out of the ground* NEVER MESS WITH AN ARACHNOMANCER WHO IS A GOD! SREDIPS KCATTA SIHT YNUP LLORT! *The spiders charge towards Skarzs*

[The Skarzs]

Petty gods.
This is my world. You have no power here, and being such, I have no grudge against you. I grant your existence to continue.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Cocks left head to one side* Are you not going to do anything about the spiders?