Friendly Conversations

[The Shade]

Murder him and get it over with, at least make it quick. 

[The Skarzs]

Okay, first off: I do have a heart, you just failed to recognize what it's made of: metal. Second. . . please let me out.

[BlueRose]

I can't let you out, love! <3

You can stay in here and stew until Faiy gets back. <3

[The Skarzs]

But I don't have stew.

[BlueRose]

*pulls a large pot of stew out of a random cabinet* Now you do. <3

[The Shade]

*Eats all the stew*

[The Skarzs]

Aww. . .

[BlueRose]

*pulls another massive pot of stew out of the same cabinet.*

[The Skarzs]

Erm, how long has that soup been sitting there?

[BlueRose]

That's a void cabinet, only accessible to me. I can pull stuff from any where, anytime. The stew is fresh. <3

[Rusvul]

*Looks at stew* Hmm. It looks like it has... Mushrooms, bell peppers, chickpeas, curry-y... stuff... and... Is that osmium? I think that's osmium. If I'm not mistaken... Yeah, I see mercury too. Hmm, that's a distinct smell of copper. Or blood maybe. No, probably copper. Hmm, and that's a shard of glass.

....What kind of stew is this?

[BlueRose]

I made it in a hurry, ok? When making stuff in a void cabinet, one can only do so much.

[Rusvul]

You do know that mercury is poisonous, right? I don't think even northern cave trolls are immune. Don't eat the stew, Skarzs. You'll die. Blue... More soup, maybe? Try to avoid the metals this time..?

[BlueRose]

*glowers* I'm about to pull the teenage girl hysterics again. *fishes around in the void cabinet for a minute, and then pulls out another pot of stew* There! Coq au vin. No metals.

[The Skarzs]

But I wanted the metallic bits.
*Picks out the little lumps of metal*
Can I have some of the new stew? Thanks.
*Drops in the metal chunks*
Delicious!