Friendly Conversations

[BlueRose]

Agreed! *eviller grin*

*turns to the dress rack* How about.... Russian imperial?

[The Skarzs]

Dear God, help us all.

[Dannflower Reguba]

Hee hee! They don't know something.... Dresses that enter within an area of 10 ft. around me burst into flame immediately! I CANNOT BE DRESSED!

[Faiyloe]

Oh! I really wanted to get to use one of these! *Throws a glitter bomb at Dan and it explodes covering him from head to toe in sparkly pink glitter.* Wow I can see an improvement already. 

[Jetthebinturong]

Hey guys what's u- OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?

Oh, designer clothes, hmmmm. Could I have a Zodiac themed suit, grey facepaint and some orange fake horns? I'm going to a convention and I couldn't think of which character to be so I decided to be something that represented a lot of characters. I don't suppose you have a fake hammer, sword, rifle or a couple of fake wands did you? What about a cue ball? Or a golden walking stick? Oh and to go over the top of my suit could I have a lime green overcoat with rainbow cuffs and hems? A fedora of the same colour? Some tie pins in the shape of diamonds, hearts, clubs and spades? Cuff-links in the shape of eight balls? Wait BlueRose, you're a fan of Homestuck too, can you think of more iconic stuff from characters?

[The Skarzs]

You realize you probably won't get what you request.

[Faiyloe]

We don't really take requests. 

[Dannflower Reguba]

"Oh look! glitter slides right off! Guess I better add that to the list of invulnerabilities." 

[Faiyloe]

I know a lot of it dose but oh so much of it just sticks and it gets in every crack and crevice of your cloths and in you hair and it never comes off even after you take a shower. (Trust me I would know) And you look so much better covered in glitter any way. 

[The Skarzs]

I think Dan is taking this. . . well, strangely. Bah, what the heck. This is a strange topic.

[Jetthebinturong]

You realize you probably won't get what you request.

It's worth a try, what I want is so ridiculous it's probably worse than whatever they can come up with so yeah also BlueRose is also a fan of Homestuck so that could help

[Faiyloe]

  If you will like it (Even if it is absurd) then we wont give it to you.

[BlueRose]

Sorry, Jet, I like Homestuck, but not enough to lower my standards for Redwall Outfitters.

And I'm not nice.

[Jetthebinturong]

I guess you leave me no choice *Pulls out laser pistol* you're going to make me my outfit now! Don't even bother trying that thing that destroyed the other person's weapon, it won't work. I have some level of magical skill, enough to make this gun impervious to everything!

I thought you Nameless Ones were supposed to be benevolent

We aren't benevolent, we do whatever we please even if we ARE in the wrong universe

Interesting, so why did you fight against me then?

You threatened the civilisation we built up from nothing but our imaginations, you expected us to just stand by and watch? This is one of the reasons I hate the Earthbound Gods, their stupid vow of non-interference, they're too stupid to fight against anything even if it threatens the whole of reality! Stop distracting me, I've got a convention costume to extort

This is rather a misuse of your cosmic power don't you think?

I will use my power to do whatever I darn well want! *Points pistol at Faiyloe" Suit, now!

[Tam and Martin]

@JUkka Yes I think so.

I AM NOT WEARING DRESSES UNLESS THEY ARE NON-PASTEL CAMO!