Friendly Conversations

[The Skarzs]

I have a very high pain threshold, so yeah.
I'd probably get dizzy before the pain gets to me.

[BlueRose]

In a real fight, I'd be dead really soon. Like, ten times over.

[Rusvul]

The only chance I'd have is if a wimp tried to invade my room unarmed. Take your pick, I've got at least three deadly weapons within three seconds reach of my bed. Hmm, but then there's that axe as well, and the throwing knife...

[BlueRose]

If a wimp tried to invade my room, he'd be k.o'd before I realized he was there. My room is a dangerous place.

[The Skarzs]

I might be able to render him useless with my hands; I also have two short (cheap) katanas, a machete, 15 knives, a madrona beating stick, and a hammer in my room.

[Rusvul]

If a wimp tried to invade my room, he'd be k.o'd before I realized he was there. My room is a dangerous place.

Do you have poison dart traps and swinging axes? Your room sounds awesome.

[The Skarzs]

Well, I can't believe how friendly of a conversation we're having about a non-friendly subject.

[Rusvul]

...

On a completely different note...

So, my mom's birthday is tomorrow. We got her some things- Y'know how some stuff says 'WWJD' and it's like 'What would Jesus do?' My mom asked for something like that, except for her, it'd be 'What would Janeway do?'
She really thinks Janeway is awesome- She just does what she thinks is right regardless of everyone and everything else.

[The Skarzs]

I cannot relate.

[BlueRose]

If a wimp tried to invade my room, he'd be k.o'd before I realized he was there. My room is a dangerous place.

Do you have poison dart traps and swinging axes? Your room sounds awesome.

No, but I'm working on those. At the moment, it's a special security system called 'too lazy to clean'.

[The Skarzs]

Like the random weights in the middle of my floor; toe crushers.

[BlueRose]

Right! Only, more like stacks of books everywhere.

[Rusvul]

What kind of books? Razor-sharp edged ones? Covered in spikes? Badly written novels that are so terrible that they hurt to touch?

[The Skarzs]

Ooh, some of those. . .

[BlueRose]

Hardback novels, textbooks, etc.