Redwall Infirmary

[BlueRose]

*removes a box full of sharp instruments from the cabinets* First come, first serve. Skarzs is first. *slightly evil grin*

[The Skarzs]

Wait, are you planning on doing surgery on me? Nuh uh, no way! Just give me a bandage and I'll be on my way! See, I'm pretty sure her leg is not supposed to be shaped like that! *points at Russa's injury*

[BlueRose]

*removes a large needle from the box* Be still now, Skarzsles.

[The Skarzs]

W-whadya need that for!?

[BlueRose]

It's more fun to poke you with a needle than with a stick!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Russa, I'll help you with your leg. Here, put this cast over it, drink this physicks medican, lie in bed for 12 hours....Oh! and don't eat any sweats. You should be fine after 3 days of that. 

[The Skarzs]

You monsters!



You're a bunch of psychopaths!

[BlueRose]

No, Skarzsles. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. There is a difference. *forgoes the needle and fixes Skarzs in a proper manner, as befits a Sister at Redwall Abbey*

Who's next?

[Rainshadow]

  Ooh, me!  Me!  Pick me!  *Raises paw as high as it will go* 

  (By the way, Rosy, nice reference.  )

[BlueRose]

All right, Rain. What was it again? Over-indulgence with strawberries?


(Right? I've been wanting to use that one for ages! )

[Rainshadow]

  Uh huh.  My stummick bees a'hurtin'.  *Takes a bite out of a strawberry*

[BlueRose]

*snatches the strawberry* No more of that until you've had medicine. *mixes some questionable-looking powders together in water and hands a bowl of the stuff to Rain* Drink up, and you'll feel better in no time.

[Rainshadow]

  *Sniff*  Yuck!  Dat smewws wike Farver h'Abbot!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Well, yes, but the medicine makes up makes up for it. ( after a while ) Just drink it.

[BlueRose]

Drink it, or no more *begins counting things off on both paws* strawberries, candied chestnuts, hunnymoles, strawberry fizz, apple pies, blackberry tarts, and all the sweet things you like to eat.