Redwall Infirmary

[Lady Amber]

So, anyone else need any help?

[Søren]

I think I may have ruptured some organ or something that is hard to pronounce.

[Lady Amber]

*X-rays Soren* I've located the organ that is hard to pronounce. We'll have to do surgery. Lay down on this bed right here, we'll be with you in a moment.

[Hickory]

Mw haw haw haw.

[Søren]

*lays down, unconscious *

[Luftwaffles]

So, anyone else need any help?

Can you help me with my shoe? It's kind of glued to my foot

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

*little Dibbun walks in* GRYFGYRSHGRFRTRMGR!!!! OFSHMCOFSHOFNOFBOFF!!! GLARLARLARLARLAR!

[Hickory]

So, anyone else need any help?

Can you help me with my shoe? It's kind of glued to my foot

Ya must mean sprayed. Right? Oh, yeah, well, you haven't much choice. I just sprayed shows onto your feet.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

*dibbun still spewing gibberish* AHDIHADHFIAHHQHDIDUAHSUIDHUSAHD! SAIUFHUSAHDUI!
Düünibadajav! Düünibadajav! Düünibadajav!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Stares at DAB* My, my, aren't we odd. *Cough* What seems to be the problem?

[Lady Amber]

Perhaps he's choking. What do you suppose we should do for him?

[Russa Nodrey]

Hmm.....I do not know.

[Lady Amber]

Well, seeing as he's the first patient to have this affliction, we'll have to learn as we go along, which means in other words that there's a good chance he might die.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Rubs hands together with anticipation* Let's start with a simple lobotomy, if he hasn't stopped after that we'll try something else.

[Lady Amber]

Alright, let's start this procedure. *Puts on doctor's mask* *Grins maniacally*