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Russa Nodrey · April 17, 2015, 02:39:40 AM

*Puts on rubber gloves* Amber, bring me.......the chainsaw! *Lightning*

Lady Ashenwyte · April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM

Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*

Hickory · April 17, 2015, 01:00:02 PM

Hello, I'm the Surgeon General I'm here to inspect... WHat?! Impossible! You are having a kitchen assistant conduct surgery? Hmph.

Let's see, do you have everything?

Uncurable ailments, check

Untrained Staff, check

Insane Chief Doctor, check

Rusty (literaly rusty) equipment, check

Yup, you're good to go! Jut don't ferget to blow up the hospital, so and contagion is destroyed.

Russa Nodrey · April 17, 2015, 01:14:52 PM

Heheh! You're so funny! *Pushes the inspection guy out the door* *Closes the door* *Locks the door*

Now, where were we? Ah, yes, you were getting me........the chainsaw!!! *Lightning*

Hickory · April 17, 2015, 01:16:41 PM

Um, actually, the forecast is sunny withh a chance of meatballs.

Lady Ashenwyte · April 17, 2015, 01:21:56 PM

*Smacks Russa with a cheri katana*

Russa Nodrey · April 17, 2015, 01:25:28 PM

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 17, 2015, 01:16:41 PM
Um, actually, the forecast is sunny withh a chance of meatballs.

Um, yeah, but lightning can't help but happen when I say "chainsaw!!!". *Lightning* See?

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 01:21:56 PM
*Smacks Russa with a cheri katana*

*Watches Ash smack my hologram*

Søren · April 17, 2015, 01:41:20 PM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*

Anime people and their weird swords...

Lady Ashenwyte · April 17, 2015, 01:47:44 PM

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 17, 2015, 01:41:20 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
Anime people and their weird swords...

It's Japanese. And the katana has been used for a long time in Japan and to some extent China.

Søren · April 17, 2015, 01:51:52 PM

And this lightsaber is used by the Jedi and the Sith from the Old Republic onward:

*points lightsaber at Blue*
Don't smack me...I'm bleeding out over here and they didn't do surgery.

Russa Nodrey · April 17, 2015, 01:59:30 PM

We're going to give you a lobotomy. Yay!

Søren · April 17, 2015, 02:00:20 PM

O_O

Lady Ashenwyte · April 17, 2015, 02:01:37 PM

Lightsabers and their uselessness in real life. *Shoots a flintlock gun at Soren*

Søren · April 17, 2015, 02:08:32 PM

What does "are their uselessness" mean?
*doesn't do anything because Ash missed*
Ok, I just want to heal. Will the people with Japanese swords or old guns stop trying to kill a sick man?

Lady Ashenwyte · April 17, 2015, 02:11:44 PM

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 17, 2015, 02:08:32 PM
What does "are their uselessness" mean?
*doesn't do anything because Ash missed*
Ok, I just want to heal. Will the people with Japanese swords or old guns stop trying to kill a sick man?

Their efficiency against metal bullets is non existant. *Attacks Soren with a real sharp katana*

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