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Started by Amarith Waterspring, March 31, 2014, 11:59:19 PM

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Russa Nodrey

*Puts on rubber gloves* Amber, bring me.......the chainsaw! *Lightning*
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

Hello, I'm the Surgeon General I'm here to inspect... WHat?! Impossible! You are having a kitchen assistant conduct surgery? Hmph.

Let's see, do you have everything?

Uncurable ailments, check

Untrained Staff, check

Insane Chief Doctor, check

Rusty (literaly rusty) equipment, check

Yup, you're good to go! Jut don't ferget to blow up the hospital, so and contagion is destroyed.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Russa Nodrey

Heheh! You're so funny! *Pushes the inspection guy out the door*  *Closes the door* *Locks the door*

Now, where were we? Ah, yes, you were getting me........the chainsaw!!! *Lightning*
Freddy

Hickory

Um, actually, the forecast is sunny withh a chance of meatballs.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Smacks Russa with a cheri katana*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 17, 2015, 01:16:41 PM
Um, actually, the forecast is sunny withh a chance of meatballs.
Um, yeah, but lightning can't help but happen when I say "chainsaw!!!". *Lightning* See?

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 01:21:56 PM
*Smacks Russa with a cheri katana*
*Watches Ash smack my hologram*
Freddy

Søren

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
Anime people and their weird swords...


I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 17, 2015, 01:41:20 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
Anime people and their weird swords...

It's Japanese. And the katana has been used for a long time in Japan and to some extent China.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

And this lightsaber is used by the Jedi and the Sith from the Old Republic onward:

*points lightsaber at Blue*
Don't smack me...I'm bleeding out over here and they didn't do surgery.


I'm retired from the forum

Russa Nodrey

We're going to give you a lobotomy. Yay!
Freddy

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

Lightsabers and their uselessness in real life.  *Shoots a flintlock gun at Soren*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

What does "are their uselessness" mean?
*doesn't do anything because Ash missed*
Ok, I just want to heal. Will the people with Japanese swords or old guns stop trying to kill a sick man?


I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 17, 2015, 02:08:32 PM
What does "are their uselessness" mean?
*doesn't do anything because Ash missed*
Ok, I just want to heal. Will the people with Japanese swords or old guns stop trying to kill a sick man?

Their efficiency against metal bullets is non existant. *Attacks Soren with a real sharp katana*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.