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Izeroth · April 25, 2015, 02:33:45 PM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 25, 2015, 04:59:41 AM
@Soren FaIyloe.

*Horde of KAWAII CATS attack Izeroth*

*Evil soldiers shoot the kawaii cats*

Hickory · April 25, 2015, 07:43:15 PM

*points to pirahnas covering body* Are these supposed to hurt?

Lady Amber · May 06, 2015, 05:06:30 PM

Revive!

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 25, 2015, 07:43:15 PM
*points to pirahnas covering body* Are these supposed to hurt?

Probably. *Looks more closely at piranhas* Hmmm, interesting. These are a certain kind of piranha that are poisonous. You're probably going to die before sunset unless something is done quickly.

Hickory · May 06, 2015, 05:55:23 PM

*vanished pirahnas with wave of wand* Never mind! It's amazing what magic can do for you.

Lady Amber · May 09, 2015, 04:24:22 PM

You still have to pay us for helping you.

Lady Ashenwyte · May 09, 2015, 04:30:15 PM

*Uses gem to give me 160 kilos of gold* Have this!

Lady Amber · May 09, 2015, 08:55:56 PM

Okay, thanks!

Mossbrook · May 13, 2015, 04:53:36 PM

Ohno!!! I think dry ditch fever is spreading again! Sister Amarith! Get the icetor flowers!

The Skarzs · May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM

Hello Mossbrook, and welcome to the forum! If you make a post in the Introduction Topic in the Front Lawns, you can be more properly greeted by the other members.

And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.

Russa Nodrey · May 13, 2015, 05:55:40 PM

Quote from: Mossbrook on May 13, 2015, 04:53:36 PM
Ohno!!! I think dry ditch fever is spreading again! Sister Amarith! Get the icetor flowers!

Aaaah! Moss has Dryditch fever! We need to quarantine him! *Puts on a Hazmat suit* Picks up Moss and puts him in a nice, cozy, airtight room* There, now the fever won't spread!

Izeroth · May 14, 2015, 01:43:07 AM

You should all just let natural selection do its work...

Lady Ashenwyte · May 14, 2015, 11:33:18 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM

And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.

I DO NOT NEED TREATMENT!

Lady Amber · May 16, 2015, 03:27:49 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM

And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.

When did he first show symptoms? *Prepares equipment*

Lady Ashenwyte · May 16, 2015, 05:26:48 AM

Quote from: Lady Amber on May 16, 2015, 03:27:49 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM

And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.
When did he first show symptoms? *Prepares equipment*

On Saturday or Sunday.

The Skarzs · May 18, 2015, 05:25:07 PM

They've been getting progressively more pronounced, though the effects have been dormant sometimes.

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