What If Dumbledore Had Eaten Harry Potter?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vell? Vot if?

[Kitsune]

This is probably the weirdest topic I have ever seen.

[The Skarzs]

Then the series would have been better: ended prematurely.

[Jukka the Sling]

I've never read Harry Potter, but isn't Dumbledore a wizard? Why would he eat Harry?

[Norham Waterpaw]

This is probably the weirdest topic I have ever seen.

You and I both know that this doesn't even come close. 

Secret Forum Crush Topic, maybe? That's way weirder.

[BlueRose]

So, you named the basilisk Dumbledore?

[Kitsune]

This is probably the weirdest topic I have ever seen.

You and I both know that this doesn't even come close. 

Secret Forum Crush Topic, maybe? That's way weirder.

It's not really that weirder.

[Emperor Ublaz]

The series would have ended.

[The Skarzs]

That would have been a good thing.

[Jetthebinturong]

They aren't really great literature are they? She lost her touch, everything went downhill after Philosopher's Stone and only picked up again towards the end of Order of the Phoenix, some of the films are even BETTER than the books? Can you imagine such a travesty?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

So, you named the basilisk Dumbledore?

Nay, ah actually mean Albus Dumbledore. Zae- Vot dae ye zink? Vot if?

[Lenda]

...uhhhh. ?_? Well, I sure don't think it would have been classified for young adults.