Kitchen Excursion

[Ruggum]

Oi'm jus a likkle molechoild. Dumble, b'aint uz hurr stroinger enuff tuguther t'reach ee Friar's pie-makin' maturials, zurr? Hurhur, never ee mind, thurr be ee black'urries roight hurr, set outta pan furr brekkist! Naow, were strawbee fizzes o' ee Bruver?

Up, all ye dozeychops. Uz all got t'get thurr vikkles!

[The Skarzs]

MEAT PIE!
Er, I mean. . .
Here's some venison. (if you eat it. . .)

[The Shade]

Wha.... what happned to the forum?! 

[W0NWILL]

Hurray! Rugs, lemme standanna solders! Then we runs anna cownners and fina cannied chesknuts!

[Norham Waterpaw]

It's April Fools Day, fools.  

Alright, now shall we help the poor Dibbun on his conquest for pie?

[W0NWILL]

Hey! Bruvvar Norm, 'dults ain't 'posed t'be here, blighty! Back out ta gate! Cumm back when youse gonna 'ave fun, wot! Or at least be spekki' like a dibbun! Then we knows yer fun! An if ye don't, why I'll...I'll hold me breath an' turn purple until you does, so there!

[Silent Sam]

*Sucks thumb*

*Steals a bag of candied chestnuts*

*Sits on highest shelf eating them all*

[Dumble]

*starts digging through the pantry*

Anybeast sees my bakin' paddel? I needs it t' guards the gate from h'elders.

[The Skarzs]

. . .
*Hides paddle behind back*

[Rusvul]

Nummy fruit! Yayyy!

[Dumble]

*Tosses various items out of the pantry*
Honey? No. Sconesz? No. Flour?

*Removes flour and dumps it over rusvulthesaber's head*
Heehee! Nope!

*Returns to pantry*
Where bees dat paddle?

[rachel25]

I be knowing where da paddler be! It be hiding behind da foxer Rusvuler. 

[Rainshadow]

  No, no, da paddle's unner Ruggum's footpaws!  See?  *Points at the mat under Ruggum's paws*  It bees unner dere!

  *Shuffles around the kitchen, looking for strawberries*  Where be da strawbees?  I WANNA HAVE STRAWBEES!

[Dumble]

Heres strawbees.

*tosses them over from the pantry, and continues looking through the contents*

Mmmmm! Trifles!

[Rainshadow]

  Strawbees!  *Charges at the strawberries*  *Tackles them*  *Begins munching on strawberries*  Mmm!  Dey gooder dan I fought dey gonna bee!