Hares beg for food

[Amarith Waterspring]

Here's a game I thought of and would go like this. I will post a hare asking "When's the jolly ol' supper time wot?" and then the next person will be a friar or somebeast working in the kitchen and he would say something like "Next week for you, the way you scoff!" and then it would be back to the hare to say something like "Scoff! Do I look like a scoffer!" and so on with the conversation. You can be a little mean to the hare but don't say anything too rude. You can post as a different hare then the last one but put your hare like this  HARE 1: would you look at all that bally scoff!.
I'll start.

HARE 1: When's the jolly ol' supper time, wot?

[Rusvul]

NEVAH!

Hare 1: But... But.... Reasons!

[Amarith Waterspring]

OOC: you are only suposed to do one beast, and also do  FRIAR: NEVAH!

Hare: But, but, a chap's gotta have something to munch!

[Lady Amber]

Friar: Not until lunch, you beastly vagabond!

[Edraithel]

HARE 2: Corks, I'm famished, when's the blinky food goin' to be ready?

[Lady Amber]

Friar: When it's lunch time!

[Amarith Waterspring]

hare 1: But a chap's gotta eat some tucker before then!

[Cornflower MM]

Friar: No, you don't! If I can do it, you can. Now, shoo!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Hare 1: No I won't! I'm not going any where until I'm fed, wot!

[Thomas Barkshield]

Friar: well then Ye'd best sit down, this onion pasty I'm preparing is going to take a while.

[Cornflower MM]

Hares One and Two: WHAT?!?!? Oh, no! That pastie better get done soon.....Or else....

[Amarith Waterspring]

Frier: That pastie will be done when it's ready! Whinning about it won't make it get brown and crispy all by it's self!

[Edraithel]

Hare 2: "Would eat it now, but Mather always said uncooked pasties was bad for ya."

[Amarith Waterspring]

Friar: Well it is! And you'd be good to listen to 'er!

[Blaggut]

Does a person have to either be a friar or a hare?