What have you got in your pockets?

[rachel25]

I have six nuclear rockets, two sticks of dynamite, four grenades, and some small explosive things. 

[Tam and Martin]

You forgot to mention the black powder, and the match, and the lighter that lights spontaneously. 

[lass of something much]

Tam stole mine! I have nothings in mesa pockets

Stringszes! It has stringzes in its pocketsize!

[Kade Rivok]

My keys and pocket knife.  Exciting, I know.

[Russa Nodrey]

$4.60 in coins.

[Kade Rivok]

Das a lot of coins.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

A lighter, a knife, and one metric ton of pocket lint.

[Kade Rivok]

Das a lot of lint.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'm currently wearing my dressing gown, so...nothing.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Normally a knife, but currently nothing.

[Kade Rivok]

My keys and pocket knife.  Exciting, I know.

But now I also have one of my covid masks in my pocket.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I wanted to be able to post here, so I went and gathered a whole load of random things off the side in the kitchen. I now have:
A coaster
A clothespeg
A fencing staple
Two paintbrushes
A pair of skissors
A damaged toy aeroplane.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My goodness. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yup.

[Kade Rivok]

...skissors?