A mysterious door...

[The Skarzs]

*Ears bleeding*

[Faiyloe]

DOCTOR! I FOUND YOU! *Gives him screw driver* Ok what did I miss! 

[Rusvul]

*Fires gatling guns and dual-mortars at the TARDIS* Man the fore guns! Turning port, ready the carousel and the flamethrower! Man port guns! Open fire!

[Jetthebinturong]

Again the TARDIS has a near indestructible force field

[Rusvul]

Well, I have greased bullets and +20% DPS. If I fire enough, their hull armor will go down. And I'm not seeing any guns at all. Not even an Artemis or a Banshee.

[BlueRose]

Rus, you know nuffink about the TARDIS, do you?

[Rusvul]

I know that its chameleon circuit is busted, and that the Doctor's not smart enough to fix it. He's flying solo, or maybe with one other person. The Doctor can't fix his ship all that well, which means he's probably rolled Pilot instead of Engineer. And whoever's with him, if anyone, probably doesn't know enough about the systems to fix them, either. Haha! Port side facing, open broadside fire!

[Faiyloe]

He is way better at fixing the ship than he is at flying it. And trust me a hole ship load of daleks tried to get in and failed you have no chance.

[Rusvul]

I don't need a shipload of Daleks! All I need is... This gatling gun!

[Faiyloe]

  Try as much as you like it wont work *Enters TARDIS with the Doctor* Want to come Blue?

Doctor: No, No. She is not coming. You are not selling off rides in my TARDIS like an amusement ride.

Me: Please, Please, Please, Please, Just one trip with her to say thank you.

Doctor: ok but just one and then we drop her back off here.

Me: YES! Come on Rose!

[BlueRose]

*shakes head* Nah, I've been around the block before. It was fun and all, but I prefer staying in the present. Anywho, you'll see me in a year, Doctor!

*vanishes with a fwish and a bang*



(Rus, the Doctor doesn't want to fix the chameleon circuit. Also, he failed his flying test.)

[Faiyloe]

Doctor:... did you say Rose... 

Me: Yes... 

[Rusvul]

*twists gear on wrist radio* Yes, yes. I need an orbital strike. Twenty meters northeast of my location. Most powerful thing you have. Red matter? Perfect, I doubt even he can handle a singularity. How much do you have? One drop? Three? *Jaw drops* Fifteen hundred gallons? I want all of it. Right here. Enable your temporal and spacial tunnel suppressors. Fire!

[The Skarzs]

Um. . .
*Melds into Rus's ship's hull*

Will I be safe here? I've seen what red matter does to stone. . .

[BlueRose]

*swishes back* Not that Rose, Doctor, get a hold of yourself. Aaannyyywho, see you in a year!

Ooh, that's some nice red matter! Can I have it? I've been wanting to dissolve a planet, and I just don't have enough vinegar!

*disappears again, along with the red matter*