IT'S TIME TO RAID THE CUPBOARD OF MYSTICAL THINGS!

[Slagar 11]

Stop quoting Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. -Sleven on quoting.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

On the way back they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life and the obliteration of all other life forms.

[Rusvul]

Stop quoting Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. -Sleven on quoting.

Of all the things you could quote, Hitchhiker's Guide is among the best.

[The Skarzs]

How about The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul?

[Rusvul]

I'm not sure I've read that one. Which one is that? Is that the one with the electric monk? Or is that a different one? I know I've read the one about the holistic detective agency... Yeah, the one with the impossibly positioned couch and the bathroom horse.

[The Skarzs]

Does the name "Dirk Gently" ring a bell?

[Rusvul]

It does indeed. Wasn't that the one with the guy who got 'shot off' at, and then his adventures as a ghost trying to drink beer were described? Yeah, that was funny..

[Feles]

REVIVED

[Blaggut]

*Ignores most posts and rides in on a giant wolverine, Hitler tied to the back with a chess board*

*Sets hitler a chess board down, with Martin the warrior*

"Reenact the siege of Redwall using a chess board, combined with war war 2, and a flair Of the Scottish highland immediately, or I'll bomb Redwall's ships!"

And everybody, that's how Pearls Of Lutra Harbor happened! 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Iz buzy playin' Pokemon: Chaoz Black on Vizzed*

[Rainshadow]

  *Awesome British accent*  *Walks out with tea-laden tray*  Oh!  Are you still here?  Um... do you want tea or something?  I have a pot of tea here and some cups, and I can get some Jammie Dodgers if you want.  *Awesome British accent ends*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nay zankz mate, Ah'd razer 'ave zome Jelly Babiez! *Gaez on tae attempt tae catch a Graag*

EDIT: *Catchez ze Graag*

[Cornflower MM]

Ooh, what kind of tea? And do you have any Fig Newtons? (The original kind, I mean)

[Rainshadow]

  *Awesome British accent*  *Glances down*  Er, chamomile.  D'you like chamomile?  Oh, and I'm sure there are Fig Newtons around here somewhere...  *Rummages through the dish of pastries on the tray*  Ah!  Yes, I've got Fig Newtons.  And I believe I saw some Jelly Babies in the dish, too, Head.  *Awesome British accent ends*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Divez for ze dizh* JELLY BABIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!