The Magical Vending Machine Game

[Booklover]

Gets a copy of The Lost Book of the White.
Inserts it (even though I really want that book).

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Gets twelve other books with unreadable titles*
*Inserts a giant wombat*

[Booklover]

Gets a duck.
Hurriedly inserts the duck before my antidaephobia kicks in.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

 
*Gets a rubber duck*
*Inserts a boulder*

[Booklover]

Gets a mountain.
Inserts some hiking boots.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gets a pair of steel toe caps*
*inserts a fridge*

[Booklover]

Gets a freezer.
Inserts some ice.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gets some melted water*
*Inserts a balloon*

[Booklover]

Unfortunately, the vending machine was injected with too much helium, so now it has begun to float. We apologise for the inconvenience.

*waits for it to be fixed*

Inserts some ancient coins.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gets a patchwork quilt*

*inserts a pillow*

[Booklover]

*gets a blanket*
*inserts a tissue*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gets an onion*
*inserts a carrot*

[Booklover]

*gets a purple carrot*
*inserts a Dibbler sausage*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gets Booklover's nose*
*quickly inserts said nose*

[Booklover]

*gets a picture of my ugly face* Actually, I don't think I should spread that picture around the forum.
*inserts the picture*