The Magical Vending Machine Game

[Nightfire]

Gets a long page filled with unidentifiable black symbols.

Inserts a Space Pirate Commando...

[Tiria Wildlough]

Gets Doomwyte, the best, most awesome Redwall book after High Rhulain.
Inserts Tiria Wildlough's coronet.

[Redwall Musician]

Gets my crown!

Inserts seven kites.

[Nightfire]

Gets Stryk Redkite.

Inserts my signature...

[Redwall Musician]

Gets lost in the woods.

Inserts a sharp and pointy knife, with a card that says, "Run really fast with this in your hand".

[Nightfire]

Gets the Bloodwrath and a dead Redwall Musician.

No offense.

Inserts a dead musician...

[Icefire]

Gets a harp   (and that's not going to make sense to anyone who hasn't heard "The Wicked Sister" by Méav.....although that was a dead sister....)

Inserts Méav Ní Mhaolchatha's Silver Sea album...

[Nightfire]

Gets a night of listening to Irish music.

Inserts Zaasch Conner...

[Icefire]

Gets a 

Inserts Knecht Ruprecht

[Tiria Wildlough]

Gets the movie Despicable Me.
Inserts this emoticon:

[Nightfire]

Gets myself.

Inserts the High Rhulain's armor...

[Plugg Firetail]

Get a crossbow.

Insert Martin's Sword.(Calm down it's just a souvenir)

[Tiria Wildlough]

Gets the High Rhulain's armour before it was made.
Inserts nothing.

[Plugg Firetail]

gets nothing.

Inserts a fox

[Tiria Wildlough]

Gets Rangval the Rogue's song about the only good vermin being a dead one. (You know, the bit about the fox's brush for sweeping the parlour out.) XD
Inserts 'Eeeeeeee!!