Blacksmith Shop

[Cornflower MM]

Thank you! Again. *Breezes out of shop, leaving the smell of ginger behind me*

[The Skarzs]

Hmm!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. *Drinks potion of never-ending acid resistance*
Eugh, that's some nasty stuff. Here's your tub.

[Jetthebinturong]

Beat this font Corn!

Skarzs, I should like to inquire as to the progress of my requests

[The Skarzs]

They are done and have been waiting for you to pick them up. That will be nine gold.

[Cornflower MM]

I'll take you up on that, Jet.

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Cornflower MM]

 

[The Skarzs]

Yes?

[Rainshadow]

  Coolio!  How much are the cage and tub?  *Absentmindedly feeds coals to fire dragon*

[The Skarzs]

One gold and five silver.

[Rainshadow]

  *Hands two gold to Skarzsy*  *Instructs several Dwemer constructs to carry tub and cage*  Uh, I'll be back soon.    *Walks off*

  *Running water sounds in the distance*

[The Skarzs]

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[Rainshadow]

  *Comes back in, constructs carrying a large tub of water*  *Cage is full of presents*  Surprise!    It's a few days past National Troll Day (June 4th (seriously, it's an actual day among some people who like Eduard Khil)), but I thought I'd throw a party for the forum troll.  See?  A hot tub, some presents, and I even got a cake!  *Gestures to thin air*  Wait, ugh...

  RAINY!  WHERE'S THE CAKE?!

  *Awesome British accent*  *Sprints in, carrying large cake*  Sorry, sorry, I've got the cake!  Er, I was held up by some... traffic.  Yes, traffic!  *Wipes frosting off of mustache*  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Uh huh, and did that traffic involve you sticking your finger into the cake?

  *Awesome British accent*  Whaaat?  No!  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Points at small hole in the cake*  I'm sure that wasn't you, then.

  *Awesome British accent*  Er...  Happy belated Troll Day, Skarzs!  *Awesome British accent ends*

[The Skarzs]

National troll day, hm? Never heard of it, but I'm honored there is a day in my honor.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Lookz at ze cake*