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Started by Rainshadow, June 04, 2014, 05:09:14 PM

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Rainshadow

  *Points to a shelf near the back with several small blind mice dancing on it*  Right back there, fine sir!  Er, pay no heed to the mice.  They just like dancing.  Oh, and please refrain from using spells in the store, as it could prove to be dangerous.
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Wylder Treejumper

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 04, 2014, 07:17:55 PM
  I don't quite understand why you would wish to destroy Rainshadow's Magical Funwares, Skarzsy.  After all, I did say that I had no intention of harming your store.  I shall not be held responsible for what my customers do with my products.

  Now, if you don't quit going on with your whole, "I'm gonna destroy this store if Rain blah blah blah...", then I'm gonna be forced to send you to the Un-Fun Room.  *Gestures to the grey concrete room*
The Fungeon!!!  ;D
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Rainshadow

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on June 05, 2014, 08:31:45 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 04, 2014, 07:17:55 PM
  I don't quite understand why you would wish to destroy Rainshadow's Magical Funwares, Skarzsy.  After all, I did say that I had no intention of harming your store.  I shall not be held responsible for what my customers do with my products.

  Now, if you don't quit going on with your whole, "I'm gonna destroy this store if Rain blah blah blah...", then I'm gonna be forced to send you to the Un-Fun Room.  *Gestures to the grey concrete room*
The Fungeon!!!  ;D

  No, no, the Fungeon is for those who are being extremely naughty.  *Points to opposite side of store from Un-Fun Room*  The Un-Fun Room is just for those who try to destroy my store and such.  If they try and destroy the Un-Fun Room, then they're sent to the Fungeon to be locked up for a bit.
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Morgazath

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 05, 2014, 06:32:18 PM
  *Points to a shelf near the back with several small blind mice dancing on it*  Right back there, fine sir!  Er, pay no heed to the mice.  They just like dancing.  Oh, and please refrain from using spells in the store, as it could prove to be dangerous.
"Thank you very much, madam." *Goes over and takes 6 staves and 7 wands. Walks over to the counter and tosses 5 gold coins on it.* "Would that be enough?"
"The power of darkness is mine. At last I am free to reign destruction as I please. This world will be consumed, and you will be crushed. I am Mozaru, Lord of Night and Shadow." -Excerpt from The Chronicles of Light and Darkness. (A book I'm writing.)

Rainshadow

  *Bites down on the coins*  Mmm, tasty.  Um, almost enough.  One more thing: you must bring me an ice cream cone.  With ice cream on it, of course.  ;)  Chocolate would be preferable, but really any flavour is fine.  (So long as it's not some disgusting flavour.)
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

The Skarzs

#50
Can I have some enchanted chocolate? I'll give you this.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rainshadow

  Hrm, what type of egg is that?  *Gasp*  Is it the Easter dragon egg?!  *Snatches egg from Skarzs*  *Throws glittering chocolate at him*  These may or may not make you ill.  I can't remember which has the healing enchantment and which has the indigestion enchantment.
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Morgazath

 "Ice cream, you say? Well, it so happens you are in luck. I just happen to have here an ice cream making machine that I don't really need or want. I'll sell it to you for, say, 10 gold pieces." *Puts ice cream making machine on the counter.* "Just in case you don't believe it works, I'll give you a chocolate ice cream cone." *Makes chocolate ice cream cone and hands it to Rainshadow.*
"The power of darkness is mine. At last I am free to reign destruction as I please. This world will be consumed, and you will be crushed. I am Mozaru, Lord of Night and Shadow." -Excerpt from The Chronicles of Light and Darkness. (A book I'm writing.)

The Skarzs

*Eats all the chocolates*
Iron insides; not much to harm.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rainshadow

  *Eats ice cream*  Mmm, that's good!  Hmm, ten gold, you say?  *Rummages through cash register*  Aha!  Here's ten.  *Hands Morg the gold*
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Cornflower MM


Rainshadow

  Sure!  *Presses button*  *Loudspeaker turns on*  Dr. Rainy to the cash register.  I repeat, Dr. Rainy to the cash register.

  *Awesome British accent*  *Sprints up, wearing an apron with a nametag*  Wot, wot, wot is it?  Wot do you need?  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Uh, your yo-yo.  Well, technically my yo-yo, but you were playing with it.  Corny wants it.

  *Awesome British accent*  Aw, do I have to give it up?  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Yes.  *Holds out hand*

  *Awesome British accent*  *Gives Rain the yo-yo*  *Pouts*  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Places yo-yo on counter*  This yo-yo has been enchanted to never fail in doing a trick, and the string will never get knotted or twisted up.  In short, it's awesome.  ;D  And only two silver!  (Or something nice for Rainy, as he was getting rather attached to that yo-yo.  Maybe a new sombrero?  His is getting old.)
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Cornflower MM

*Hands over two silvers and one sombrero* Thank you, Rain!

Rainshadow

  *Awesome British accent*  *Snatches sombrero*  *Puts it on*  A new hat!  :D  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Ooookayyy, Rainy...  *Pockets silver*  *Ahem*  Uh, you're welcome!  Please, come again soon!
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Vilu Daskar

I want to see the secret arsenal i'll pay
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.