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Rainshadow's Magical Funwares

Started by Rainshadow, June 04, 2014, 05:09:14 PM

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Rainshadow

  Welcome, dear traveler, to Rainshadow's Magical Funwares, a wonderful shop full of toys, pranks, and all sorts of magical items used for amusement!  Please form a single file line to buy things, and no cutting, or else I'll be forced to send you to the Un-Fun Room.  *Gestures to a grey concrete room at the far end of the colourful building*
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Zhakez 'ead* Ach...Nae anozer vone!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Rainshadow

  Yes, another one!  >:D  *Ahem*  But this store is not like the others.  No, Rainshadow's Magical Funwares can be an instrument in sabotaging the other stores.  Smoke bombs, whoopee cushions, air horns, toilet paper, silly string and a bunch of other pranks are available to use on the Village Trade Store and the Blacksmith Shop.  As well as my secret arsenal, but that's only available to paying customers.
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

The Skarzs

You do realize I'm forging a wrecking ball in my shop, right? Well, keep that in mind as I use it on your place here.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

BlueRose

Don't sabotage my shop, Rain. It's a bad idea. Really. I don't even know what all lurks in the dark corners of the chests and ante-rooms.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

The Skarzs

Now I want to see what's in those dark rooms.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rainshadow

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 04, 2014, 05:58:40 PM
You do realize I'm forging a wrecking ball in my shop, right? Well, keep that in mind as I use it on your place here.

  *Snaps fingers*  *Full army of large dwarven constructs fill the room*  *Gryphons fly overhead*  *Dragons land in the rafters*  *Pinocchio starts tap-dancing*  I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Quote from: BlueRose on June 04, 2014, 06:03:54 PM
Don't sabotage my shop, Rain. It's a bad idea. Really. I don't even know what all lurks in the dark corners of the chests and ante-rooms.

  I'm not saying I would.  I'm saying that I have no control over what a customer does with their purchase.

  Now, any takers?  There's a great sale on flying carpets, today only!
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

The Skarzs

Hmmf. You are a fool if you think that will stop me. Good day.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rainshadow

  Good day!  *Presses button*  *Foghorn blasts*  *Giggles*
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Romsca

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 04, 2014, 07:05:29 PM
Hmmf. You are a fool if you think that will stop me. Good day.

Why would you want to destroy this place when you could use the things bought here to destroy the other more annoying places?

The Skarzs

I will only do it in retaliation. Like two countries having nuclear warheads.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rainshadow

  I don't quite understand why you would wish to destroy Rainshadow's Magical Funwares, Skarzsy.  After all, I did say that I had no intention of harming your store.  I shall not be held responsible for what my customers do with my products.

  Now, if you don't quit going on with your whole, "I'm gonna destroy this store if Rain blah blah blah...", then I'm gonna be forced to send you to the Un-Fun Room.  *Gestures to the grey concrete room*
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

The Skarzs

Merely a failsafe, an assurance; if anything happens to your shop, it will have come from your own doing.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Kitsune

Quote from: Rainshadow on June 04, 2014, 06:11:54 PMThere's a great sale on flying carpets, today only!
Ooo! For how much? ;D

Rainshadow

  What's up with the threats?  This is just a fun store, buddy!  *Pixie riding a tiny airplane crashes into the wall*  *Puff of fire and smoke*  Er, um... well, fun for some.  Anyway, please move, Skarzs; you're holding up the line.

  *Leans over to see Plugg*  Hi, yes, usually the price is 2 gold, 5 silver, but today it's for the spectacular price of 1 gold!  Or you could trade some other awesome stuff for it, like googly-eye glasses, fake mustaches, mythical creatures... that kinda stuff.  ;)
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!