Rainshadow's Magical Funwares

[Rainshadow]

  *Points to a shelf near the back with several small blind mice dancing on it*  Right back there, fine sir!  Er, pay no heed to the mice.  They just like dancing.  Oh, and please refrain from using spells in the store, as it could prove to be dangerous.

[Wylder Treejumper]

  I don't quite understand why you would wish to destroy Rainshadow's Magical Funwares, Skarzsy.  After all, I did say that I had no intention of harming your store.  I shall not be held responsible for what my customers do with my products.

  Now, if you don't quit going on with your whole, "I'm gonna destroy this store if Rain blah blah blah...", then I'm gonna be forced to send you to the Un-Fun Room.  *Gestures to the grey concrete room*

The Fungeon!!! 

[Rainshadow]

  I don't quite understand why you would wish to destroy Rainshadow's Magical Funwares, Skarzsy.  After all, I did say that I had no intention of harming your store.  I shall not be held responsible for what my customers do with my products.

  Now, if you don't quit going on with your whole, "I'm gonna destroy this store if Rain blah blah blah...", then I'm gonna be forced to send you to the Un-Fun Room.  *Gestures to the grey concrete room*

The Fungeon!!! 

  No, no, the Fungeon is for those who are being extremely naughty.  *Points to opposite side of store from Un-Fun Room*  The Un-Fun Room is just for those who try to destroy my store and such.  If they try and destroy the Un-Fun Room, then they're sent to the Fungeon to be locked up for a bit.

[Morgazath]

  *Points to a shelf near the back with several small blind mice dancing on it*  Right back there, fine sir!  Er, pay no heed to the mice.  They just like dancing.  Oh, and please refrain from using spells in the store, as it could prove to be dangerous.

"Thank you very much, madam." *Goes over and takes 6 staves and 7 wands. Walks over to the counter and tosses 5 gold coins on it.* "Would that be enough?"

[Rainshadow]

  *Bites down on the coins*  Mmm, tasty.  Um, almost enough.  One more thing: you must bring me an ice cream cone.  With ice cream on it, of course.    Chocolate would be preferable, but really any flavour is fine.  (So long as it's not some disgusting flavour.)

[The Skarzs]

Can I have some enchanted chocolate? I'll give you this.

[Rainshadow]

  Hrm, what type of egg is that?  *Gasp*  Is it the Easter dragon egg?!  *Snatches egg from Skarzs*  *Throws glittering chocolate at him*  These may or may not make you ill.  I can't remember which has the healing enchantment and which has the indigestion enchantment.

[Morgazath]

 "Ice cream, you say? Well, it so happens you are in luck. I just happen to have here an ice cream making machine that I don't really need or want. I'll sell it to you for, say, 10 gold pieces." *Puts ice cream making machine on the counter.* "Just in case you don't believe it works, I'll give you a chocolate ice cream cone." *Makes chocolate ice cream cone and hands it to Rainshadow.*

[The Skarzs]

*Eats all the chocolates*
Iron insides; not much to harm.

[Rainshadow]

  *Eats ice cream*  Mmm, that's good!  Hmm, ten gold, you say?  *Rummages through cash register*  Aha!  Here's ten.  *Hands Morg the gold*

[Cornflower MM]

Can I have a magical yo-yo?

[Rainshadow]

  Sure!  *Presses button*  *Loudspeaker turns on*  Dr. Rainy to the cash register.  I repeat, Dr. Rainy to the cash register.

  *Awesome British accent*  *Sprints up, wearing an apron with a nametag*  Wot, wot, wot is it?  Wot do you need?  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Uh, your yo-yo.  Well, technically my yo-yo, but you were playing with it.  Corny wants it.

  *Awesome British accent*  Aw, do I have to give it up?  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Yes.  *Holds out hand*

  *Awesome British accent*  *Gives Rain the yo-yo*  *Pouts*  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Places yo-yo on counter*  This yo-yo has been enchanted to never fail in doing a trick, and the string will never get knotted or twisted up.  In short, it's awesome.    And only two silver!  (Or something nice for Rainy, as he was getting rather attached to that yo-yo.  Maybe a new sombrero?  His is getting old.)

[Cornflower MM]

*Hands over two silvers and one sombrero* Thank you, Rain!

[Rainshadow]

  *Awesome British accent*  *Snatches sombrero*  *Puts it on*  A new hat!    *Awesome British accent ends*

  Ooookayyy, Rainy...  *Pockets silver*  *Ahem*  Uh, you're welcome!  Please, come again soon!

[Vilu Daskar]

I want to see the secret arsenal i'll pay