Rainshadow's Magical Funwares

[Rainshadow]

  *Drums fingers on counter*  And what will you buy to see the arsenal, hmm?  Fake dog droppings?  Googly-eye glasses?  A bow with suction cup arrows?

[Vilu Daskar]

A bow

[Rainshadow]

  *Slaps bow with a quiver of suction cup arrows on the counter*  That'll be one gold, and you have to pay first before going into the vault.

[Cornflower MM]

Hmm....How about a magical staff? That does tricks? And won't ever, ever, EVEr break?

[Rainshadow]

  *Points to back wall where the blind mice are still dancing*  Right back there, miss!

[Cornflower MM]

Thank you! *Walks over to mice* Nice dancing style, guys! But, madam, if you turn your knee this way *Very very gently turns the mouse's knee the right way* your turns will be much better. Hey, Rain? How much for these little guys and gals? *Grabs staff*

[Rainshadow]

  *Glances at mice*  Two dragon eggs.  Sorry, they're just very unique, so I don't want them to go for cheap.  Plus the fact that they entertain the kids who come here, so I kinda would need some replacement entertainment.  Although, I could teach some other mice to dance... nah, they wouldn't be good as that dancing trio.  So, yes, two dragon eggs.  Doesn't matter what kind, just not plateau, frost, or fire, 'cause I've already got those.  *Gestures to young dragons that are grooming themselves*

[Cornflower MM]

Hey, I can dance, too! I have an idea: I have the mice, and dance with them in your store. Then, I have something to do, you don't have to pay me (Although all ginger in any form accepted.), I get the mice, we both win. Yes? Or no?

[Rainshadow]

  Alrighty then, but if you have any dragon eggs to donate to my cause of taming one of every breed, that'd be awesome. 

[The Skarzs]

It's a little rotten I think. Hasn't been smelling too good lately. . .

[Rainshadow]

It's a little rotten I think. Hasn't been smelling too good lately. . .

  What's a little rotten?  Your stomach?  Ugh, I musta given you the wrong chocolates.  Sorry about that!  *Rummages through drawers*  Now where did I put those anti-enchantment pills...?

[The Skarzs]

No, I think the dragon egg in my basement is a little rotten.

[Rainshadow]

  Oh...  *Sniffs the air*  Erm, smells like your stomach is, too.  Uh, mind showing me to this egg of yours?  Oh, and don't worry, there are some types of dragons that smell funky 'cause of their breed. 

[The Skarzs]

That's up to you to decide. Some things are too foul even for me to go near.
*Leads Rain to fuming egg*
Ugh. There you go.

[Vilu Daskar]

  *Slaps bow with a quiver of suction cup arrows on the counter*  That'll be one gold, and you have to pay first before going into the vault.

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