Russa's Restaurant

[Russa Nodrey]

O.o

*Backs into the kitchen and returns with twice as many noodles as before* Here are your noodles. Enjoy!

[Scott McLamok]

Thank you, Russa! How much do I owe you for that?

Nothing. We don't charge our customers for their first order.

*Runs into restaurant*
"No charge?"

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup, but only for your first order.

[Scott McLamok]

"What do you suggest?"
(BTW Russa I forgot to say hi so. Hi!)

[Russa Nodrey]

*Looks at a menu* Hmm, the beef stew is really good.

('Ello! )

[Scott McLamok]

"Okay I will have one serving of beef stew a pumpkin cappuccino without the pumpkin and some Scott crisps please."

[Russa Nodrey]

Okey-dokey! *Somersaults back to the kitchen* *Emerges with a tray of food* Here's your food. Enjoy!

...Don't forget to leave a review on Yelp.

[Scott McLamok]

*Gulps everything down in five massive bites*

"That was superb Russa!"

[Russa Nodrey]

Thanks!

[Scott McLamok]

*Leaves a one million dollar tip and walks outside"

[lass of something much]

on my head *gets Hoiho to step up onto my paw* right here

Uh, okay. *Holds up my burnt hand* Hoiho, can you heal this?

*said through a mouthful of ginger* Alternatively, you could use kawakawa ointment. (I'm very experienced at talking with my mouth full, so that's why it came out so clear)

Imteresting. I'll try that if Hoiho is unsuccessful.

Hoiho is never unsuccessful. *Hoiho uses his powers of cuteness and heals Russa and makes her happy at the same time*

[Kade Rivok]

O.o

*Backs into the kitchen and returns with twice as many noodles as before* Here are your noodles. Enjoy!

You're just the best, Russa!  I'd give you a hug if I wasn't holding these noodles!  *Dashes off, twenty dollar bills flying in his wake.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Leaves a one million dollar tip and walks outside"

WHAAAT?!?! I can finally buy an ostrich farm!!! YEHEHES!

Hoiho is never unsuccessful. *Hoiho uses his powers of cuteness and heals Russa and makes her happy at the same time*

Hey, my hand is better! *Screams* Why am I so happy?!

O.o

*Backs into the kitchen and returns with twice as many noodles as before* Here are your noodles. Enjoy!

You're just the best, Russa!  I'd give you a hug if I wasn't holding these noodles!  *Dashes off, twenty dollar bills flying in his wake.*

Aaw, thanks.

*Picks up the money* I'm gonna assume these are for me. I can use it to buy ostrich food.

[lass of something much]

ostrich farm? so that's why you work five jobs...

[Russa Nodrey]

Of course.