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Started by Faiyloe, June 13, 2014, 04:29:33 PM

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Faiyloe

Ok so I thought this would be a fun game to play the only rule is that you can't contradict what some one else says. If they say you fell off a cliff you cant then say but you cant do that because My feet are nailed to the ground. you can however say that after you fell you activated you jet pack narrowly avoiding a painful death on the rocks below.

Each post starts with "But then..." or "And then..." Ok so I guess that was two rules but who cares.

One more thing I am all knowing and I see all! (Except for what is right in front of my face  :P) And I will intervene and do as I see fit if a disagreement arises concerning already defined data and what ever is say then becomes law ( Even if I am wrong XD)


Now let us begin

I am walking down the street when I see something big and squishy and purple right in the middle of the road. I run over and put it in my frying pan.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Wylder Treejumper

But then it eats a hole right through your frying pan and falls onto a taco!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Faiyloe

But then the taco eats the Purple thing and grows a pare of legs and starts chasing after Wylder.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

BlueRose

But then an anthropomorphic sledgehammer falls from a tree and squashes the taco.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Amarith Waterspring

But then the tree falls down and cracks a hole in the earth
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

The Skarzs

But then a troll climbs out of the hole in the earth

;D ;D ;D
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rusvul

But then, everything that has ever existed in any way was utterly destroyed into the deepest circles of oblivion.

Feles

and then everyone is dead, including Rus
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

The Skarzs

But then stuff appears again
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

...An' zen everyzin' fell intae an endlezz cycle o' favin', landin' on zummat zquizhy, bein' eaten by zaid zquizhy zin'y, bein' zlovly or quickly digezted over a period o' ten zouzand yearz, only tae be barfed up a bit later becauze zaid zaid zquizhy alzae ate a taco again, an' zen foinally blovn up tae zmizereenz by a planet name Pluto or Mondas or zummat an' zen fav intae zummat zquizhy again vhich eatz it an' zae on. Zcientiztz zay ziz iz a regularly occurin' phenomenon an' zhould be completely denied if ever brought tae court.

An' zen ze vee bug vent, "KER-CHOO!" an' began zummat completely nev.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Cornflower MM

I'll translate. He said:

"And then everything fell into an endless cycle of falling (?) landing on something squishy, being eaten by said squishy then (?) being slowly or quickly digested over a period of ten thousand years, only to be barfed up up a bit later, because said said said squishy also ate a taco again, and then finally blown up to smithereens by a planet named Pluto or Mondas or something and then fall (?) into something squishy again which eats it and so on. Scientists say this is a regularly occurring phenomenon and should be denied if ever brought to court.

And then the wee (?) bug went "KER-CHOO" and began something completely new."

And then, the bug sneezed again.

The Skarzs

And then it had a tissue
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

and ten the tissue blew away
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

But then the sun burnt it up.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

and then the bug sneezed
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.