Tam's Roadkill/Meat Cafe!

[Tam and Martin]

Welcome to Tam's Roadkill Café! You can come on in and buy any type of meat you want! We specialize in Roadkill though - Especially our fresh roadkill mink! Order and I will serve!

[Cornflower MM]

The vegetarian is leaving the building before she pukes and./or cries!

[The Skarzs]

What is this?!

[Cornflower MM]

*Pokes in head* I dunno! But, at least the roads will be a tad cleaner.....Although I wouldn't want to eat it.

[Rusvul]

*Enters* Woah. Roadkill. *The other vegetarian leaves promptly*

[Tam and Martin]

The vegetarian is leaving the building before she pukes and./or cries!

Ok.....Come back soon!

What is this?!

An awesome place where you can come, chat with some friends, eat some meat (or roadkill), and be happy!

(Actually I've always thought it a fun idea to have a roadkill café. Just sayin'.

*Pokes in head* I dunno! But, at least the roads will be a tad cleaner.....Although I wouldn't want to eat it.

Sure will be! Nothing will be wasted here at the roadkill café!

*Enters* Woah. Roadkill. *The other vegetarian leaves promptly*

Come back soon!

[The Skarzs]

There is much troll food here.