SING OUT!

[Rainshadow]

I got an apartment,
I think you know.
but the rent was just to high to pay,
so I got a room mate,
I didn't know,
and he moved his stuff in yesterday,
When he walked in,
oooooh,
He said to me,
My name's Bob
and I'm a slob
and I just thought i'd let you know
I don't shave,
and I don't bathe
and I love to nibble on my toes,
I gotta be honest,
I think you know.
but his odor was one you can't ignore,
so I tried to take it,
oooooh,
then my sister knocked upon the door,
when she walked in,
oooooh,
Bob stuck out his hand,
and said,
My name's Bob,
and I'm a slob,
and I just thought you wouldn't care,
I don't shave,
and I don't bathe,
and I don't change my underwear,
well my sister freaked out,
I think you know,
she went out the door and ran away,
so I called my buddies,
oooooh,
to teach him a lesson yesterday,
never again,
oooooh,
won't happen again,
I said, hey Bob
you freaky slob,
and my friends pin you to the ground,
and I just said that you,
reek bad,
and I just thought I'd hold you down,
you're a slob,
oh and I am not,
I just thought I'd let you know,
you're a slob,
oh and I am not,
I just thought that you should goooooooo

  My Name is Bob - Tim Hawkins

[Rusvul]

ohhhhhh..., i have heard that zombie one before. why are some people so obsessed with zombies? it's rediculous. i mean, they're just undead! and no, although i have heard it before, i dont know the rest. can i still get that cookie?

[Rainshadow]

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
These are the things you don't say to your wife

  Things You Don't Say To Your Wife - Tim Hawkins

[Ungatt Trunn]

I once new a rat,
who thought that he was a bat.
So he jump of a cliff,
thinking he would fly.
And for a breaf moment,
he was in the sky.
But then he started to fall, thus died the rat,
who left this world with a SPLAT!

[Rainshadow]

On a dark, country highway
Cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of a corn dog
Rising up through the air

You see a sign in the distance
That says, "We Are Open All Day"
And if you walk up to the entrance
That's where you'll here me say

I'm a greeter at a Wal-Mart in California!
Yeah I work the door
At the superstore.

I hand out stickers at a Wal-Mart in California!
Were my vest is blue
And my hair is too.

  Tim Hawkins - The Eagles (Hotel California parody)

[Tiria Wildlough]

LOL, the wife one was funny!

[Rainshadow]

Chick-fil-A. I could eat that seven times a day
Where the people laugh and children play
Oh, I'm in love with Chick-fil-A

Suddenly, I need waffle fries in front of me
With some nuggets & a large sweet tea
Oh, Chick-fil-A. You set me free

Kids, get in the van! So we can go there today
But, their stores are closed!
oh, I know,
'cause it's Sunday!

(Mad Voice)
Chick-fil-A, what a dirty, rotten trick to play!
Now I have to settle for Subway!
Oh, I'm in love with Chick-fil-A
Mmhmm... Chick-fil-A

  Chick-fil-A - Tim Hawkins

[Rainshadow]

  REVIVE!!!


I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty,
others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats
and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer
And funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats
And does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

  Mairzy Doats - Al Trace and his Silly Symphonists

[Redwallfan7]

Lights-Ellie Goulding. I love this one, I heard it before, but I couldn't figure out the title and who sang it then. Now I know


I had a way then losing it all on my own
I had a heart then but the queen has been overthrown
And I'm not sleeping now the dark is too hard to beat
And I'm not keeping now the strength I need to push me

You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine It when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone

'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine It when I'm alone

Home

Noises, I play within my head
Touch my own skin and hope that I'm still breathing
And I think back to when my brother and my sister slept
In an unlocked place the only time I feel safe

You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone

'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone

Home

Yeah, hee

Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights

You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone

'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone

Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights

Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights

Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights

Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights

[UNKN0WN]

@Rainshadow: Tim Hawkins is awesome!

[Rainshadow]

  AMEN!  Now, this is a song that I keep getting stuck in my head.  Maybe if I see the lyrics I can get it out!

[Chorus]
Bless the Lord, O my soul
O my soul
Worship His holy name
Sing like never before
O my soul
I'll worship Your holy name

The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes

[Chorus]
Bless the Lord, O my soul
O my soul
Worship His holy name
Sing like never before
O my soul
I'll worship Your holy name

You're rich in love, and You're slow to anger
Your name is great, and Your heart is kind
For all Your goodness I will keep on singing
Ten thousand reasons for my heart to find

[Chorus]
Bless the Lord, O my soul
O my soul
Worship His holy name
Sing like never before
O my soul
I'll worship Your holy name

And on that day when my strength is failing
The end draws near and my time has come
Still my soul will sing Your praise unending
Ten thousand years and then forevermore

[Chorus x2]
Bless the Lord, O my soul
O my soul
Worship His holy name
Sing like never before
O my soul
I'll worship Your holy name

Jesus, I'll worship Your holy name
Lord, I'll worship Your holy name

Sing like never before
O my soul
I'll worship Your holy name
Jesus, I'll worship Your holy name
I'll worship Your holy name

  10,000 Reasons (Bless the Lord) - Matt Redman

[Redwallfan7]

Lions-Lights

Give me a disaster, give me an emergency Stand me at the head of the crusade without a remedy Show me to the shipwreck, show me how your bones shake And when I'm at the edge of sorrow's blade, show me how a heart breaks
Be steady on your feetNo matter the trouble you meet
Lions make you brave, Giants give you faith Death is a charade, You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid
Find me at the bottom looking at the vultures, Standing in the heart of the disease following the hard curves I'm looking for the thunder, I'm looking for the blackness I'm learning how to get up off my knees and all it takes is practice
Be ready on your feetNo matter the trouble you meet
Lions make you brave, Giants give you faith Death is a charade, You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid
I'm not the hunter, I'm not the marked Just looking for wisdom in the dark
Lions make you brave,  Giants give you faith Death is a charade, You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid
Lions make you braveGiants give you faith, Death is a charade, You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid

[Rainshadow]

Tonight - TobyMac (feat. John Cooper)

Hey!
Everytime I try to go in alone I get shut down,
Locked up and held captive in the clutches of my down
We go back, we go forth,
We go back
I'm sick with vertigo
Weary of my ways, my days
My lips are frozen
I wanna feel a new day
(There's gotta be more than this)
I wanna live a new way
(There's gotta be more)
I wanna feel a new day
(There's gotta be more)
I wanna live a new way
(There's just gotta be more)

Right here, right now
Under the stars, I promise you my heart

Cause it starts tonight!

We wanna rise,
We wanna touch the other side
(It starts tonight!)
We wanna soar
We wanna reach right out for more
(Cause it starts tonight!)
We wanna rise,
We wanna touch the other side
(It starts tonight)
We wanna soar,
We wanna reach right out for more
(Cause it starts tonight)
Tonight tonight
Tonight tonight tonight
Tonight

Can't feel like any night before
Under the sky full of stars
With hearts that want more
(Tonight)
Like the rhythm no dam can hold
Bein' drivin by a source overflowin our souls
(Tonight)
Won't be like any night we have seen
It changes everything (e-e-e-e-everything)

Right here right now
Under the stars
I promise you my heart

Cause it starts tonight!

We wanna rise
We wanna touch the other side
(It start tonight!)
We wanna soar
We wanna reach right out for more,
(Cause it starts tonight!)
We wanna rise,
We wanna touch the other side
(It starts tonight!)
We wanna soar,
We wanna reach right out for more
(Cause it starts tonight!)
Tonight tonight
Tonight tonight tonight

Tonight

So let us seize this night
Let us make off great
It's on like the break of dawn

So let us seize this night
Let us make our flight
It's on like the break of dawn

Tonight
Tonight

Cause it starts tonight!...

Cause it starts tonight!

I wanna feel a new day
I wanna live a new way
(It starts tonight)
I wanna feel a new day
I wanna live a new way
(We don't wanna fall tonight!)
We wanna rise
We wanna touch the other side
(We wanna shine tonight!)
We wanna soar
We wanna reach right out for more
(We don't wanna fall tonight)
We wanna rise
We wanna touch the other side
(We wanna shine tonight!)
We wanna soar,
We wanna reach right out for more
(We don't wanna fall tonight)
Tonight tonight

(We wanna shine tonight!)
Tonight tonight

Cause it starts tonight!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Grew up in a small town
And when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window
Dreaming of what could be
And if I'd end up happy
I would pray (I would pray)

Trying hard to reach out
But when I tried to speak out
Felt like no one could hear me
Wanted to belong here
But something felt so wrong here
So I prayed I could break away

[Chorus:]
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky
And I'll make a wish
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I love
I'll take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway

Wanna feel the warm breeze
Sleep under a palm tree
Feel the rush of the ocean
Get onboard a fast train
Travel on a jet plane, far away (I will)
And breakaway

[Chorus]

Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging around revolving doors
Maybe I don't know where they'll take me but
Gotta keep moving on, moving on
Fly away, breakaway

I'll spread my wings
And I'll learn how to fly
Though it's not easy to tell you goodbye
I gotta take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget the place I come from
I gotta take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway, breakaway, breakaway
---------------



That song so goes with Maximum Ride!

[Redwallfan7]

Set off-Hey Monday

In the dark it's getting hard to breathe
Suffocating, something's wrong
I feel so incomplete
They stop and stare
And try to drag us down
Light the fuse
Flip the switch
Baby, hold your ground

You and me
They wanna break us
Let's shake it up
Cause they will never take us

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
I don't care what they say
Cause they don't who we are

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
They can give us all they got
You're all I want

All their fears
Watch 'em all come true
All their words
Wrote ever and tell us what to do

Hit and run
There's nothing left to lose
Break their hole, slip away
Forever me and you

You and me
They wanna break us
Let's shake it up
Cause they will never take us

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
I don't care what they say
Cause they don't who we are

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
They can give us all they got
You're all I want

Let's blind their eyes
And wave goodbye
We start the fire

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
I don't care what they say
Cause they don't who we are

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
I don't care what they say
Cause they don't who we are

Set off all the fires
Set off your alarms
They can give us all they got
You're all I want

You're all I want