The Witch Hunt Thread!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Roight 'ere iz 'ov ziz topic vorkz. Firzt, ve chooze zomebeazt tae be a "vitch" (aka, zomebeazt zayz zummat alon' ze loinez o' "Name 'ere iz a vitch!") An' zen ve gae after zem tae catch zem. If/vhen ve catch zem ve 'ave tae make zem confezz tae bein' a vitch. Foinally, ve moight burn zem or zummat loike zat dependin' on ze verdict. Zae, zen- 'ere are ze rulez (Aye, Rulez!):

-1. Tae chooze a vitch zomebeazt only 'az tae name zome ozerbeazt az a "vitch". The same bloke/blokezz cannae be chozen az ze vitch tva toimez in a rov.
-2. Be fair. Pretty much an obviouz vone, but ztill remember tae give vhomever iz ze "vitch" a chance. Dinnae juzt immediately catch zem. If zey give ye ze zlip, keep tryin' tae get zem. Dinnae juzt zay "...But zen ____, after jumpin' intae ze pit tae zafety, tripped an' vaz captured. Zae again, be fair.
-3. 'ave fun!

An' na', ah zhav pozt a zilly Monty Python video an' zen ve can ztart:

An' na' ve may ztart. 'ave Fun!
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Faiyloe'z a vitch!

[Cornflower MM]

FAIY!! *Gasp* Oh, well....Sorry, pal! *Starts running towards Faiy with frying pan*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Follovz viz a beef zteak* ...Vot? Tvaz ze only ztake ah could foind!

[Cornflower MM]

Okay....It should work. Maybe.
Where IS Faiy?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nay clue. Ve could try cavin' 'er? Oi! Faiyloe! Vhere are ye! Ve're nae gaein' tae 'urt ye...Nae much, anyvay......

[Russa Nodrey]

Faiy?!?! A witch! AFTER HER!!!