Amarith's Library

[Amarith Waterspring]

We need to get out of here, but the books explode too.
*Library explodes* * You have made a fatel error, please try again.
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ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
This is a library, you must be quiet. Your font size must be 6 or under to post in my Library.
Here you can get any book you want but you can only have one book out at a time.
I have millions of books and many copies each, so if your friend gets a book out and you want that same book I should have another copy waiting for you.

EDIT: When you check out a book there is a one month (3 days) due date, If you do not return the book before then, you will be fined 2 silver blocks per day after due date. Like these:

Spoiler

[close]

[Cornflower MM]

*Is explody-fied*

Tam, I'm starting to really not like you right now......*Two eyes glare at Tam from pile of ash*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Gives BlueRose her Chrestomanci chronicles book* Here you go, enjoy!
*Gives Rain her clairvoyance, conjure spectral dragon, and telekinesis spellbooks* Don't try any of those spells inside of this Library, because they could go terriblly wrong and explode everything.

Oi! Ah zought ve vere only alloved vone book oot at a toime! Rain juzt got zree!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Well, head, you can only take one book out of the Library, but you can take a few off the shelf to read while you're in the Library.

And, Cornflower, when you are in the Library and it explodes you are only a pile of ash for a few seconds because it restarts.

[Cornflower MM]

Okay, Ami!
*Starts reading Salamandastron*

[Amarith Waterspring]

Oh yeah, sorry.

Salamandastron

Here you go!

[close]

[Cornflower MM]

Thank you! *Grabs book and walks out of librbary, already reading it*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Thank you! *Grabs book and walks out of librbary, already reading it*

Zat'z me vhen ah'm readin'! Ah loike tae vonder aboot zrough ztorez an' zhelvez an' vot nae readin'!

[Cornflower MM]

Thank you! *Grabs book and walks out of librbary, already reading it*

Zat'z me vhen ah'm readin'! Ah loike tae vonder aboot zrough ztorez an' zhelvez an' vot nae readin'!

Haha! Have you ever tried eating dinner while reading? I once tried that one.
Then again, I once stole a lady's grocery cart.....Hey, I was at a good part!

[Wylder Treejumper]

AARG! AHOY, MATEYS! TIS A LOUD, BLUSTERIN" PIRATE ABOARD THIS LIBRARY! THAR HE BLOWS!

[Cornflower MM]

WYLDER! You've just turned us all into big clumps of ash! Well, in a few seconds, anyways.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Uh oh, not again! Once someone says something loudly there's no point in keeping your voice down. RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!

*Library explodes* You have made a fatel error, please try again.
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ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
This is a library, you must be quiet. Your font size must be 6 or under to post in my Library.
Here you can get any book you want but you can only have one book out at a time.
I have millions of books and many copies each, so if your friend gets a book out and you want that same book I should have another copy waiting for you.

EDIT: When you check out a book there is a one month (3 days) due date, If you do not return the book before then, you will be fined 2 silver blocks per day after due date. Like these:

Spoiler

[close]

[Cornflower MM]

*Returns from ash pile* Really, Wylder?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Rus here is your copy 'Evisceration Monthly', enjoy! Sorry for the wait, and thank you for being quiet.

[Rusvul]

YUP! THANKS FOR THE BOOK! *Vanishes in a puff of smoke, reappearing three miles away*